afghan kryptonite

poi poi, cucarachita, Marijuana, pod, weed grass...

look i got a few of afghan kryptonite..

yea!!!

by sick379 June 14, 2009

Condom Kryptonite

aka ck when a girl sees condoms and immediate becomes weakened at the site of them. So weak that they will forget about there initial tasks and have one thing on the mind. using that condom as an accessory to "dress up" the mood.

I was going on a rant about how we fight so much, and he just pulled out condoms. I immediately felt weakened and i could only think about one thing, what goes in the condom. It was condom kryptonite.

by sTOORRRIIII July 16, 2010

kryptonite

(n.) a form of crystal methamphetamine that turns into a green liquid when melted for the purpose of the inhallation of its vapors.

Man this ice is kryptonite, this shit is crazy.

by clownpenis January 6, 2006

kryptonite

Anything that's "poison" to you, something that's so horrible you'll always want to stay away from it.

Sandra loves music by Philip Glass, but she can't stand anything by John Adams. She thinks that John Adams' stuff is musical kryptonite.

by pentozali March 3, 2008

Kryptonite

a lethal mix of viagra and cocaine used by men during devious sexual acts for the purpose of trying to escape a mid-life crisis post tramatic limp syndrome and usually end up dying, shaming their families for life.

did you hear what happened to John this weekend?
he died in a motel 6 from using kryptonite on a water buffalo .

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Kryptonite For Vagina

A person who is afraid of vagina.

Joe: Bro I'm gonna sting that bitch tonight "
Jason: Nah you're too kryptonite for vagina."

by Dtrofa1993@gmail September 4, 2016

Homo Kryptonite

A belt or any blunt object used to beat a person showing signs of being a homosexual in an attempt to "scare them straight"

(a Boy George Music Video airs on TV)

"Dad, when I grow up I want to marry that pretty singer. She's the prettiest girl I've ever seen!"

*Dad whips son with a belt*

"Her first name is BOY, dillweed! Now come back here! This is HOMO KRYPTONITE, SON!"

by wolfpacleader1986 January 5, 2012