Folgers Gristles

Three day old stale coffee left in the office break room over the weekend.

I was lucky to even make it to work. Making fresh coffee was out of the question! So I just slopped some Folgers Gristles into my coffee trough and jammed it into the microwave.

by Prince of Dorkness October 2, 2013

gristle effect

The art of gnawing on gristle.

Bitch pay the respects to the Gristle effect

by griss February 14, 2006

gruntled

A state of bliss brought on by total acceptance or self and others usually, but not always, accompanied by a low pitched gutteral sound closely resembling an oink.

This is some great slop. You look really good in that mud! I am totally gruntled "Oink"!

by Shanny January 21, 2004

Gruntled

A state of animal like contentment
Oposite of Disgrunteld
See chris bence

by Grob April 9, 2003

penis gristle

A chunky crunchy substance that comes from the penis. It tastes like a combination of scrapple and peanut brittle.

Dude, this shit tastes like penis gristle.

by Jester the Moe lester March 1, 2014

DICK GRISTLE

TORN MUSCLE AND CARTILAGE IN A "BROKEN PENIS".

HIS FUCK KNUCKLE WAS MADE OF DICK GRISTLE

by MR E WOOD May 15, 2011

gruntle

when someone has sex with another person wearing a kilt or skirt

also a full gruntle would be a woman in a skirt/dress and a man in a kilt



Source: Bryan McLaren, Sep 1, 2004

"I just did a full gruntle with my guy while he was wearing his kilt!"

by Bryan McLaren September 1, 2004