Groan and Grab

What many men do after being hit in the testicles. They groan a lot and grab their balls, often leads to laying on the ground usually in the fetal position

After being hit in the testicles, I don't cry like a pussy. I'm a man, I do the groan and grab.

by Nightpandas December 28, 2008

groag

A large, satisfying bowel movement similar to a steamer. Also the act of grumping out the same.

Williard took a giant corn-laced groag behind the tent, which I slipped and fell in when I got up to see where the heinous stink was coming from.

by okartguy June 16, 2005

Pottery Barn groan

The pottery barn groan refers to the pissed off scoff/groan that someone lets loose after checking the price on something they wanted to buy from the catalog. Also applies in pottery barn stores, but more toned down due to salespeople that might be listening.

Jenna: OMG, that vintage apothecary table would look PERFECT in the living room!
Sarah: Wow, it is beautiful. Lemme check the price.
*Pottery Barn groan*
Sarah: Awww man.
Jenna: What?
Sarah: It's more than our rent, Jen.

by SarahsAir March 1, 2010

Groam

Groam(er) ~N~ (GRÕM)
1.Human Waste.

2.The Strong Urge To Deficate.

Oh Man, I just got back from taco bell and I feel a Groam brewing.

Hey, Come in here and check out this massive groamer I left.

by Bucky April 27, 2004

Groat

The art or practice of staring longingly at somebody elses food, in order to get some yourself.

Stop looking at my coffee in this cup YOU BIG FAT GROATER

Attention all groaters: KEEP YOUR MITTS OFF

by poobum+weebum September 2, 2009

Groan

The sound a woman makes when fucking her

Oh Tyre!Oh yesss!*she gives a deep long groan*HARDER!FASTER!DEEPER!

by CanUMakeItClap4Meh December 17, 2008

groade

A danish slang word for "cuddling"

Wanna groade?
Yo bro, let's groade.

by mathiasslot January 30, 2014