anti-bird grille

A hypothetical device that could be installed over the front of jet engines to prevent the problems associated with birdstrikes. Although such a contraption is completely unfeasible for many reasons, the question as to why it isn't the status quo in aircraft design was asked on Yahoo! Answers no less than 849 times (approximate) during the first week after the Hudson River ditching of an A320. Pending 4chan inclusion, this concept has hereby been nominated as a meme.

Asker #125: Why don't they install anti-bird grilles on the front of jet engines?

Asker #338: Putting mesh on the front of jet engines would've prevented the Hudson River ditching. Why don't they do that?

Asker #416: Aircraft engineers are stupid for not putting some kind of screen on the front of engines to prevent birdstrikes.

Asker #590: Why don't they put grilles on the front of airliner engines to keep out birds?

Asker #642: Somebody set up us the screen on front of engine jet?

Asker #711: Why don't airliners have anti-bird grilles on the front of the engines?

Asker #834: All your mesh are belong to us?

Answerer #1: begins shrieking uncontrollably

Answerer #2: foaming at the mouth

Answerer #3: Relax guys. These inventors are simply too brilliant to search answers for anti-bird grilles.

by Gun Arvidssen January 19, 2009

Grillbilly

Your a Grillbilly when your grill is the nicest thing about your house.

You know your a Grillbilly when your house is falling apart and you have a beautiful stainless steel grill.

by hakkon218 February 3, 2010

Girlydom

The kingdom of girlishness. You know... that slightly annoying state of girlishness that some chicks spend more time in than others. As a laid-back girl, you get sucked into girlydom from time to time, but eventually return to normalcy. It's okay to go there for a visit, but you have to keep a sense of cool, calm, collected-girl balance.

Girl who spends 100% of her time in girlydom: Like, ohmigawsh, Stephanie! Like I totally just bought THE cutest pair of pink satin peeptoes! Won't they look TOTALLY adorable with my dress? Hehe!

Stephanie: Awwwwe! Mark is totally going to notice all those details and love the combo!

Laid-back girl: Wow, that girl is pretty much the duchess of girlydom.

by Knotty Knott February 10, 2010

Grilled Jesus

A grilled cheese sandwich that has been toasted in the image of Jesus

I can't eat that sandwich, I see the image of Jesus in it - it's a grilled Jesus

by fffrick January 20, 2011

Grillex

(n) Taken from the words Grill and Skrillex. A badass chef who is a dubstep enthusiast.

Guy 1: I love grilled food!
Guy 2: Did you ever try a meal at grillex?
Guy 1: No.

Grillex is such a badass, he can grill burgers while dropping the bass!

by addicktionary January 15, 2013

Freedom Grillin

Tailgating the way a grown man should. Cooking a monster slab of ribs on a full size gas barbecue on the back of your SUV. Not squatting next to a cheap-ass pile of tin covered in ash poking your weenies.

I got to the game 4 hours early for "Freedom Grillin" with Ted and about 10 pounds of cow for the Q.

by Kevin "Tiny" Jones September 4, 2005

all up in my grill

whoever the person is below me is wrong.
all up in my grill doesn't necessarily mean in someone's business.

it means someones in your face.
grill = face.

therefore, it can also be used describing someone who is excessively annoying and bothering you.

That ho was all up in my grill. Tell him to get his nasty, annoying self outta my face.

by mahal April 20, 2005