grifter

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton has been a grifter all her life.

by Michael894 August 22, 2016

Happy Grifter

One who has no desire to rise above the rank of con artist in life. A frequent condition in low income areas mainly due to peer pressure.

My platinum blonde girlfriend is a Happy Grifter fo shizzle my fellow black emporer.

by Who shot JR? September 5, 2005

grifter

1 (classical definition): noun, someone who gets money dishonestly by tricking people

2 (modern internet definition): noun, someone you don't like but somehow has money despite that fact

Pictured below: a mother talking to someone who does not like her daughter

A sure sign that someone is a grifter is if they have a patreon despite the fact that they have opinions you disagree with.

by GamersHolyArmy June 24, 2021

Hipster Grifter

One who drifts from one false hipster romance to another amongst a small group of said hipsters.

Oh great, a new one for the hipster grifter.

by the coventry kids November 12, 2009

grifter

The most disturbing video on the internet, it is advised you do not eat at least 4 hours before hand unless you want your last meal on your keyboard. It has been known to cause heart palpitations and even minor infarctions in senior citizens when they are shock site'd with it and has claimed at least one life for sure.

David thought he was hardcore, he lol'd at 1guy1jar and 3guys1hammer but grifter left him unable to form a coherent sentence for nearly 4 hours.

by Tenestra April 26, 2010

grifface

A Facebook lurker who tricks your friends into befriending him.

That greasy weasel griffaced another one of my friends.

Hey that dude from your friend list that griffaced me is really cramping my style with all of his inane updates.

by indian goggles October 20, 2008

Grifatory

Los Angeles, CA region slang for the Griffith Observatory.

Meet us at the Grifatory and we'll picnic on the park grounds.

by WickedVaunDa October 9, 2018