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Griffins are the kind of guys who have insanely funny brothers who they often take after. They frequently find themselves in the friendzone but time and time again he swears "she is the one". If your name is Griffin and you start crying, they always tend to come back to their mother. Griffins usually cannot handle their liquor, and on a night out you can usually find him having a deep, affectionate conversation with a stranger.
Why the fuck is Griffin throwing up after two drinks?
by poontapper69 October 10, 2019
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Someone who always laughs at this guy named Yianni and his laugh.
Griffin: Hey, have you heard Yianni's laugh? Lmao
by yians2034820 November 13, 2019
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Griffin is a great hockey player and soccer goalie. He can be funny and nice but most of the time he is annoying. He likes to make fun of people (whom he secretly likes) and then takes the joke and posts it on the Urban dictionary. He can be gay and like boys named Schoen but that’s okay because after his friends stop making fun of him, they will accept Griffin for who he is. Some Griffins may also be transgender but nothing’s wrong with that either! ❤️Griffin and Scheon forever❤️
Person 1: Is that Griffin making fun of Schoen?
Person 2: Yeah, they’re married.
by Idk_who_1234 November 29, 2019
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A person on your team that suck at all positions
Griffin is a shit ass kicker 🦵
by Beefboss October 5, 2021
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1. A phoenix like creature .
2. A nice shy guy who can be a jerk/ loser .
1 "i saw a griffin in the woods!'
2 "Griffin so nice" "no way, he was so mean to Julia!
by SP&IW July 23, 2009
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Gay kid and stupid kid. such a teachers pet and tattletale
i feel bad you met a Griffin
by nice kid 10101 November 10, 2020
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Often one of your stupider friends; preferring to do stupid stunts while making himself look like a moron. Griffin is the reason why we can't have nice things. If a Griffin has a sister; she will be extremely attractive due to the Inverse Ugly Brothers law.
"Fuck, Griffin, this is why we can't have nice things."

"God dammit Griffin you're not a seagull horse for crying out loud."

"Damn if Griffin had a sister, i'd be all over that."
by vannaka April 19, 2010
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