Gremlin
Danny Knight
Gremlin
Gremlin
Rare unknown species that survived the asteroid that killed all of it's kind.
Characteristics of a Gremlin
-Bad Breath
-Crunchy Skin
-Long Necks
-Holey Shirts
-Nigger Naps
Characteristics of a Gremlin
-Bad Breath
-Crunchy Skin
-Long Necks
-Holey Shirts
-Nigger Naps
Gremlin by Trixie Belli June 12, 2018
Gremlin
Their hobby is misleading and shaming people. They start stalking and digging through your trash to look for anything embarrassing you might have thrown away. Sometimes they even try to directly provoke you, because they think it’s funny if they get a reaction out of you.
You might try to speak with them and explain that they have the wrong idea about you. You might try to explain that you’ve changed over the years or explain that your old messages only look bad because they don’t have the necessary context. However, when you try to do this, they’ll just laugh at you.
You see, they don’t care at all about getting to know the real you. They want to maintain their twisted perception of you because they’re having so much fun ridiculing and sharing this image of you that exists in their minds. You might try to prove that they’re wrong about you by remaining on your best behavior for as long as possible… but it won’t help.
You might try to speak with them and explain that they have the wrong idea about you. You might try to explain that you’ve changed over the years or explain that your old messages only look bad because they don’t have the necessary context. However, when you try to do this, they’ll just laugh at you.
You see, they don’t care at all about getting to know the real you. They want to maintain their twisted perception of you because they’re having so much fun ridiculing and sharing this image of you that exists in their minds. You might try to prove that they’re wrong about you by remaining on your best behavior for as long as possible… but it won’t help.
Over time, you're going to develop a lot of resentment towards the gremlins. Your old personality will melt away and be replaced with an angry and bitter attitude.
Gremlin by MagicTrombone November 13, 2018
Gremlin
maxx danziger is a gremlin