A great white shark (real!)

Ezrah dont look outside

There is a great white shark (real!)

by gayfaggnuts April 30, 2022

the great white round one

a phrase that defines the vessel first built and designed to successful use by Sir Thomas Crapper, on Royal warrant to King Edward the incontinent. However, as a fan of royal bowel movements, he devoted too much time to their study and failed to patent said recepticle, and thus lost out on millions in licensing. Usually found in places of civility (IE anywhere but China), and greatly appreciated when life is absent of them. Hard, circular to fit the general size of buttock but not the aim of many sexually incompetant men, who if they cannot find mark in a large round hole, says something about any potential skill with a small one. Usually white to emphasise the colour your bowels can only hope to live up to compared to royalty.
First used on "Fairy Odd Parents" on Nickelodeon, by Jorgon Von Strangle

Person One: That was some awesome curry buffet,..

Person Two: Yeah,.. ohh my guts ,. Hold up,.. I gotta go file a report with the great white round one.

by StevoHK April 15, 2008

great white blowjob

A half-baked idea which ends in catastrophic failure.

"Dave let a hobo borrow £50; he got a great white blowjob"

by SinebladeIII October 15, 2007

talk to huey on the great white telephone

To have an out of stomach experience while placing ones head inside a toilet bowl. Anyone listening at the door might hear the name of Huey (or perhaps Ralph) being called upon repeatedly.

Excuse me, I think those prawns were off, I have to go talk to Huey on the great white telephone.

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

Hotter than a "Great White" show

1. Phrase to describe something that is hot. Really hot.

2. Reference to a night club fire that "Great White" started. Christ, they killed a 100 people; that's over half their fans. I'm sure some of the people went there just to get drunk and laugh at the fat metal singers from the 80's, but they ended up dying too.

3. A way to end your way to end your "career."

4. Used to describe a big disaster that should have been avoided if someone, I don't care who, had used a bit of common sense to forsee cause and effect in a given circumstance. Kind of like when one of your friend's says "hey, check this out" and ends up hurting themselves trying to do something cool.

Mel Gibson's new movie is hotter than a "Great White" show.

by dedsqwirl December 10, 2004

get your great white pussy out

a phrase termed to a rather voluptuous milf who is a bit shy in getting her knickers down

You pull your random mate Lukes mum in town. You get her home and she wont strip cos shes intimidated by your youth. So you say, 'LUKES MUM NOOOOOOOOOO, get your great white pussy out'

by Bobby Beer Ball February 25, 2009

The Great White Rhino

When someone calls you "The Great White Rhino" it means ...
The one that got away.

Andrea is the great white rhino of my life.

by IFLY1977 November 26, 2020