Skip to main content

Grandfather Yhwach

Grandfather Yhwach a true king amongst kings a god amongst gods, one who should not be challenged, for I worship this man like he is a savior, for he is a savior. Grandfather Yhwach is the greatest human being on planet earth, the number 1 Crisptard hater, The sexiest man in the multiverse and a god for Yhwach is our king and I worship him
"you can not be compared to the man as great as Grandfather Yhwach"
Grandfather Yhwach by yske March 28, 2022

Grandfather Clock

A giant public version of that time-telling thing you put on your watch. Side Note: Five times out of ten, it is safe to assume that said grandfather clock that you see probably wasn't your grandfathers.
Why do Grandfather Clocks even exist?

Grandfather ash

A game played primarily during a smoke sesh, it becomes a contest to see who can get their cigarette or joint to be completely ash to the but if the joint and or cigarette. The remaining ash is often smell and crooked resembling go that of a grandfather.
Hey chad I challenge you to a round of grandfather ash
Grandfather ash by Sethems? August 28, 2022

Grandfather Cuckoo 

To pass the time, have your submissive partner lay on their back. Squat over their face and rhythmically swing your nut sack from side to side in front of your partners face, much like a pendulum. The pendulum motion is not the only resemblance to a clock, as you can faintly hear a ticking with each swing, or better yet, a "smacking" as your nuts strike your partners cheeks with each swing. But this is no ordinary grandfather clock, it is also a Cuckoo clock! But no bird is coming out of this "clock". Instead an 8.5" turd out of your squatting anus right onto the submissive below! Extra Points for nailing the "Cuckoo" on the hour, and without skipping a swing of that pendulum.
My boy Jesse asked how much I know about rare clocks, so I explained I had in fact the rarest of the rare. He need not do anything except lay down and let me unveil to him the Grandfather Cuckoo! He was tickled by the nuts smacking his face, however he was not amused when in an attempt to produce the most beautiful Cuckoo Turd, I exploded diarrhea all over him instead. Let this be a lesson to you, that a trip to Ryans Steakhouse for the Beefaroni is not advised prior to performing the Grandfather Cuckoo.
Grandfather Cuckoo by SCP2023 April 26, 2023

Ur grandfather helicopter

Worse than ur granny tranny

Everytime this is said the world will start to end 1 minute closer
Jack:Ur granny tranny dumbass
Kevin:Is that all you got?
Jack: whats yours dumbass
Kevin: ur grandfather helicopter

*jack dies of shock*