brandaddy

A big cock sucker
Elijah’s mum

You’re my brandaddy

by Burger King foot lettuce February 12, 2018

Thanks Granddad

A) Phrase used to express appreciation towards one's Grandfather.

B) Phrase used to express appreciation towards someone whilst simultaneously belittling party A's affection for said Grandfather.

Granddad: Dinner's ready Sam.
Sam: Thanks Granddad.

Du Fresne: Hey dude I totally penetrated your wife last night.
Logan: Oh thanks Granddad!

by Guy Biggles October 23, 2007

grandad

where somone hits someone else in the area above the kneecap on the side of the left leg with their own knee. why? because its bloody funny (only if it works)!! the consequense of this will be the other person hopping on one leg shouting swear words,while u and ur m8s r laghing like hell. also some advice: always give a grandad when the other person is noot expecting and make sure u r standing up when doing it. there are adaptions of the grandad like a 'running grandad', the 'spinny' and a 'flying grandad'.

'oi m8 i think u'v got a grandad'!!!!!

by Mikey November 8, 2004

Grandads whisper

the horrible laugh of an elderly person that seems to be more like a death rattle than a sign of amusement

grandad saw a ladies ankles and i almost call for a herce because of his bloody grandads whisper

by frogcloset November 21, 2005

Grandads ashes

Grandads ashes. I accidently ate my grandads ashes because it looked like coco powder and it looked good... '¬'

Ohh no i ate me grandads ashes...

by Waden kay October 9, 2019

Step-grandad

Step-grandad

A man's pathetic and rather quite sad attempt at being a real grandad. A delusional man whose step-son/daughter has had a child and for some strange reason believes he is the grandad of the child, who shares not 1 Iota of DNA with said grandad!

2. Step-grandad

Delusions of grandeur by a life long non achiever, futile attempt of having the one thing not even his sister can give him... a real grandchild!
See also IMAGINARY FRIEND.

Hey bro, you're about as real as a step-grandad!

by Smell the roses October 1, 2016

grandadify

where the father becomes like the grandfather in mannerisms and dress code.

Gosh on that awful family newsletter he has grandadified significantly.

I believe he has grandadify-ed

by Sazzy J December 28, 2011