by SoilentGreen August 08, 2017
A weight freak athlete who watches every gram. Applies to cyclists, hikers and mountain climbers who will go to extraordinary lengths (trim the tags off their clothing) to save a gram.
Road-bike makers were catering to "gram geek" racers by shaving off every extra paper clip's worth of weight from their high-end cycles.
by PDXJeff November 25, 2007
You know when there’s a bunch a of clowns and they all shove themselves into a tiny car? Well this is kinda like that. But with grannies. They’re all crammed into one tiny car (most likely a Chevrolet) thus, a gram cram. Not to be confused with gram crackers.
Linda: “alrighty gals! Time to make a trip to Cracker Barrel.”
Dona: “time to Gram Cram ladies.”
Gertrude: “will we be getting prune juice?”
Dona: “time to Gram Cram ladies.”
Gertrude: “will we be getting prune juice?”
by A dot, B town! My old Pals December 02, 2019
by GemJJ November 11, 2014
mike: thanks man, OH SHIT, I don't wanna smoke this weed 'cause the gram bag has bitchin' l'il playboy bunnies on it!
derek: fuck you and get baked
derek: fuck you and get baked
by Miklus April 07, 2006
The act of jizzing in a container and paying a courier service to deliver said jizz to the person or party of your choice. Price will vary depending on the quantity of the load and the distance it will travel.
David: I wanted to get my girlfriend something special for her birthday, so I sent her a jizz-a-gram lol
by King Jiggz May 10, 2009
(n). An individual who walks into medical marijuana dispensaries solely with a purpose in hopes of getting FREE product with the least amount to almost no effort and monetary possible.
(n). A person or group of individuals who only care about FREE weed.
(n). A person who solely seeks out establishments for free product on a daily basis.
(n). A person who is very boastful & claims they know a plethora of people in order to get a hook-up.
(n). A person or group of individuals who only care about FREE weed.
(n). A person who solely seeks out establishments for free product on a daily basis.
(n). A person who is very boastful & claims they know a plethora of people in order to get a hook-up.
" (sighs) Here comes gram chaser! AND he's brought a friend!"
"Ryan is such a gram chaser he only comes in on Thirsty Thurdaze."
"Look at his gram chasin' ass and he only has $5."
"Did they both buy?" "Nah you know gram chaser only brought his friend so they both can smoke.."
"Ryan is such a gram chaser he only comes in on Thirsty Thurdaze."
"Look at his gram chasin' ass and he only has $5."
"Did they both buy?" "Nah you know gram chaser only brought his friend so they both can smoke.."
by lilyisagee May 24, 2017