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gaffer

BRITISH
informal
a person in charge of others; a boss.
"street cleaners stopping for a smoke when their gaffer isn't in the vicinity"
by karientoch March 18, 2019
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Graffing Out

The term "Graffing Out" refers to the act of having a few screws lose or to be mentally unstable, commonly used in Dominos for some employees having problems.
Wow, Mike must be Graffing Out. He hasnt done anything right today.
by S2KJ October 5, 2009
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Grafeces

The artful yet shocking display of human defecation above waist-height in a public restroom. Usually containing but not limited to Jackson Pollock-esque splatters and/or precariously dangling stalactites.

This occurrence leaves the witness baffled as to the grafeces artist's motivations and technique. Perhaps this is a cathartic release of the soul, a commentary on modern society, or was it simply a burrito that didn't sit well. The sheer height of the markings is what brings about the true mystery.

Also leaves one with the burning question: "How did you get out of the bathroom, and in what state, Artist of the Underground?"
Dude, you need to check out the third stall from the end. There is a stunning display of grafeces. How do you shit on the ceiling?! The CEILING?!?!?!
by CHEESECAKETATTOO86 January 1, 2012
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High as Giraffe Pussy

Me: Bro you feelin alright? That was a pretty big hit off the bong.
Friend: Bro I’m High as Giraffe Pussy
by CJOJOSEPH December 4, 2019
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Drinking Giraffe

When attempting to urinate with an erection, one must posture oneself so that the legs are splayed out wide and the torso and pelvis can roll forward, thus facilitating a downward trajectory of urine in an attempt to accurately target the toilet. Much like the Giraffa camelopardalis, or giraffe, as he gingerly prostrates himself at the local watering hole.
The extreme case of morning wood forced Jason to assume the awkward Drinking Giraffe position in order to avoid painting the ceiling with piss.
by Whitemule April 29, 2010
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reticulated giraffe

The reticulated giraffe (Giraffa camelopardalis reticulata), also known as the Somali giraffe, is a subspecies of giraffe native to the Horn of Africa. It lives in Somalia, southern Ethiopia, and northern Kenya. There are approximately 8,500 individuals living in the wild. The reticulated giraffe was described and given its binomial name by British zoologist William Edward de Winton in 1899, however the IUCN currently recognizes only one species of giraffe with nine subspecies.

Reticulated giraffes can interbreed with other giraffe species in captivity or if they come into contact with populations of other species in the wild.

Together with the Rothschild's giraffe, it is by far the giraffe that is most commonly seen in zoos. Its coat consists of large, polygonal, liver-colored spots outlined by a network of bright-white lines. The blocks may sometimes appear deep red and may also cover the legs. Giraffes are the tallest mammals in the world.
Me: That's a cute reticulated giraffe you have there!
The scared zoo owner who saw me break inside his zoo: Yeah, uh, thanks. Get out.
by theomelon May 3, 2021
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the loitering giraffe

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.
i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....
by a gentle manne of leisure September 1, 2010
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