by samthegoogler January 14, 2019
GOOGLE is shit and is bent on only dominating the fucking world. They track everything you post write and email to anyone. Google should fuck off before doing anything further. IF ANY GOOGLE PERSON SEES THIS I WANT YOU TO TELL YOUR COMPANY TO FUCK OFF AT ALL FUCKING COSTS!
Guy 1: Hey dude wanna use google for info
Guy 2: No fucking way google can suck a dick for all any normal person should think.
Guy 1: Oh well why?
Guy 2: Check the internet they can explain you.
Retarded Guy: Hey whats up here google talk like how good they are!
Guy 2: Dude please fuck off.
Retard Guy: Shit I'm going to listen to Justin Bieber
Guy 1 and 2: Man that guy is a fucking retard and a fucking asshole.
Guy 2: No fucking way google can suck a dick for all any normal person should think.
Guy 1: Oh well why?
Guy 2: Check the internet they can explain you.
Retarded Guy: Hey whats up here google talk like how good they are!
Guy 2: Dude please fuck off.
Retard Guy: Shit I'm going to listen to Justin Bieber
Guy 1 and 2: Man that guy is a fucking retard and a fucking asshole.
by FUCK YOU GOOGLE April 29, 2012
verb.
1) To search for a term or terms using the Google search engine.
noun.
2) (search engine) A search engine that currently searches through 8,058,044,651 web pages. Known for generating a few millions of relevant results within a fraction of a second.
3) (company) IT's equivalent to Charlie's chocolate factory.
1) To search for a term or terms using the Google search engine.
noun.
2) (search engine) A search engine that currently searches through 8,058,044,651 web pages. Known for generating a few millions of relevant results within a fraction of a second.
3) (company) IT's equivalent to Charlie's chocolate factory.
1) - "What does dissociated vertical deviation means?" -"Don't know, let me google it"
2) The google search engine is the most popular search engine as of this moment, and also the default search engine on Firefox and Chrome browser.
3) Once you try android, google search and gmail, competition's symbian OS, yahoo search and hotmail don't look that appealing any more. Much like an ordinary chocolate compared to one from Charlie's factory.
2) The google search engine is the most popular search engine as of this moment, and also the default search engine on Firefox and Chrome browser.
3) Once you try android, google search and gmail, competition's symbian OS, yahoo search and hotmail don't look that appealing any more. Much like an ordinary chocolate compared to one from Charlie's factory.
by kurkosdr February 25, 2010
A verb used to describe searching for something. It has replaced the word search because of the wide spread popularity of the search engine google and can be used to describe searching bing, facebook or even the the index of a book.
by george's marvellouse medicine November 21, 2010
When Google's pieces of technology such as their Self-Driving cars go insane and turn against humanity, you can kiss our already filthy planet goodbye.
by Boeing777-300 February 27, 2016
12 year old going through puberty: Im so horny man, what the fuck should i do?
12 year olds dad: Google Care Bears, that's what I do.
12 year olds dad: Google Care Bears, that's what I do.
by Secksy Jack January 09, 2011
I asked Jesus for a website to shop for boxer briefs, but he gave me too long of an answer, so I just asked Google
by Water is wet July 07, 2014