by M4s73r ch33f April 23, 2010
by Max-a-Badman October 20, 2015
A sport that makes skill, mental strength, and patience as important as strength. Is infurating when you struggle. And amazing when you play well. A well struck golf ball is the purest feeling in the world, and is just enough to keep you coming back for more. You should give it a chance it's worth it. but be careful it has similar effects on you as meth ie: it's addicting
by Golfergal1234 July 04, 2013
The best sport ever created, for two main reasons
1. Its next to impossible to get hurt playing it, and requires extreme skill and precision to play (anyone who thinks different has never played it and cant)
2. It is the ONLY!!! sport that you can play for 3/4's of your life, people from the age of 8 up to 70 can play.
1. Its next to impossible to get hurt playing it, and requires extreme skill and precision to play (anyone who thinks different has never played it and cant)
2. It is the ONLY!!! sport that you can play for 3/4's of your life, people from the age of 8 up to 70 can play.
by The only trustworthy man alive September 05, 2011
The act of puting your ball (testicle) into the hole (vagina) and using it to bring the woman to climax
by pimpdaddy67 April 15, 2015
It is called "golf" because all the other four letter words were taken, for the game that can reward and frustrate like no other.
F*ck or Sh*t are two of many examples used just after the the ball is struck. even the word "Four" is shouted often to express the "joys" of Golf.
by WesWes March 13, 2008
1) a codeword used by many to describe the act of masturbation or masturbation with pornography
2) a word or codeword used instead of pornographic material
3) the lamest sport...ever
2) a word or codeword used instead of pornographic material
3) the lamest sport...ever
1) bro one: Hey, bro are you going to school today?
bro two: Na, dude i'm golfing all day. By the way, can I borrow some tissues.
2) bro one: (asking the teacher in a joking matter while laughing his ass off) Do you enjoy golf?
Teacher: (answering without any suspicion) Yes, I golf very frequently. It really helps me blow off some steam.
-(class of kids crack up)
3) bro one: Dude let's go golfing today, I got a new club.
bro two: Golf? Why don't you grow a pair and watch football like a normal guy, Queer!
bro two: Na, dude i'm golfing all day. By the way, can I borrow some tissues.
2) bro one: (asking the teacher in a joking matter while laughing his ass off) Do you enjoy golf?
Teacher: (answering without any suspicion) Yes, I golf very frequently. It really helps me blow off some steam.
-(class of kids crack up)
3) bro one: Dude let's go golfing today, I got a new club.
bro two: Golf? Why don't you grow a pair and watch football like a normal guy, Queer!
by Big T and the Boyz May 16, 2012