Matt Gill

N. - A mythical Irishman who was said to have destroyed Superman's home when he first synthesized Krypton in chemistry. Standing about five feet tall, Matt Gill can fly, shoot lazer beans from his eyes, drink any amount of beer, and turn any frisbee he touches into straight, heat-seeking, side-winding, and lazer-guided missles until they reach their intended targets.

Matt Gill commonly insists that he hasn't drank, as less than 99 beers off the wall doesn't even count in his book.

Matt Gill is an Omnihero, and as such can outrun any superhero. He eats gold and pisses rainbows, allowing him to follow the Yellow, Orange, Red, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet River to more gold, in a vicious cycle. Leprechauns worship him as their savior and upholder of Irish traditions.

When Matt Gill threw a frisbee the length of half a football field against the wind, and abruptly appeared to catch it with his left hand while not looking for a touchdown.

by G.M.H. November 6, 2009

Gillarded

An expression used to describe someone fucking you over as they break a promise they had made earlier. Happens commonly with Australian politicians.

Rob: I'm really looking forward to starting UNI next year now that my gap years done!
Ben: Burn! I just saw the news, they've changed the rules; you wont get funding now 'cause ur a country bumpkin. You just got Gillarded!
Rob: WTF!

by I_H8_alp November 18, 2009

gaille

The cutest Asian goin' around
~ She is hilarious
~ An amazing person to be around
~ Always be able to open up to her
~ Able to trust her easily
~ A warm hearted person
~ One dirty mind child

damn dont you wish you were gaille, guys fall head over heals

best asian ever !

by achalud April 22, 2011

Gillian

Gillian. Her eyes tell an entire story, When you look into them, its as if you're looking into a telescope aiming at the night sky. They glisten like stars and look like universes. She's the girl you see at the beach or the airport but dont have the balls to go up to; but you remember her for the rest of your life. She has that smile that can brighten anyone's day and a voice that will put you to sleep. She knows like alot of shit too about political theory, communism, problems deep within america. You'll probably learn 5 new things everyday by just talking to her. She will facetime anyone except kids named tyler. she despises people who make hot chocolate with water and she also thinks seaweed tastes good even tho it doesnt really. shes outgoing to, she makes you happy when your upset and shows she cares. she takes her time though, but if you wait for her itll be worth it. she also thinks bob ross is a FRAUD PHONY LIAR WHO PAINTS THE SAME PAINTING OVER AND OVER AND SHOULD GO DIE IN A HOLE. also when you incel fuckers had crushes on somer ray, real men had crushes on gillian

everyone wants a gillian but noone can get a gillian. its like level 9 on metroid

by hello my name is tyler 1234 December 1, 2020

Gill Bates

The loss and beader of the Sicromoft company.

That Gill Bates is one bich rasterd.

by Midnight Walker October 12, 2004

Gill's mum

A Giant creature that swallows everything in its wake, can block the sun with Its booty and can be found lurking outside a certain chicken fast food restaurant . It Lives off 8 maybe 9 family buckets and 3 young virgin boys a day. Quite possibly the most dangerous reason to leave your house. EVAR.

OH NO!! SHIT RUN ITS A Gill's mum!!!!!

by A kfc worker. October 6, 2010

gilliana

A funny outgoing girl, she treats everyone respectfully and is never two-faced, one of the prettiest girls you will ever meet. Gilliana is normally very good with animals, especially large dogs, she always thinks less of herself even though others are jealous. You would be lucky to know a Gilliana.

Omg have you seen how pretty Gilliana is isn't not fair.

by We.heart.aliens November 19, 2015