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glazed strawberry donut

When a male uses strawberry flavoured lube and proceeds to make anal love to their partner. Once cumming in and around the hole they them proceed to eat the glazed strawberry donut.
Guy 1 - hey man wanna try the Glazed Strawberry Donut

Guy 2 - hell yeah
by Grimwatch July 5, 2022
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Glazed Jelly Donut

Cumming on a vagina after sex while she’s on her period.
My girl had her period this week and I gave her the ol’ glazed jelly donut
by Texastornado January 21, 2022
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Donut Glaze Syndrome

noun

1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.

2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”
by Peter Goziña August 4, 2025
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glazing the donut

by Mr.MonkeySpanker December 31, 2020
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Glazed donut

When you're having sex with someone doggy style and right before you ejaculate you pull out and spray it on their a******.
"After I bent my girl over the counter and banged her, I pulled out and gave her glazed donut."
by Mr.Fatnuts January 29, 2023
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Glazed Donut

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.
Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom
by cracker February 22, 2023
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Backup Glazed Donut

When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner
My wife wanted to divorce me because I was shootin blanks, so I pulled out the Backup Glazed Donut
by Horse Peener December 1, 2023
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