Gert.

Huge dick

Gert. has a huge dick

by DivisionIsCool May 17, 2018

Gert

Gert is a boy from my school.
He's cool.

Hi gert.

by Najq December 18, 2021

gert

a rude, passive aggressive woman. Usually a bit overweight. Has the teacher stance and needs to leave.

"There goes gert again. I hate her class. She makes it the worst."

by apphpslither June 10, 2024

Gert

Gert means intense crypto gains.

"Daimn son where did you get those Gert?

by Gurtje November 22, 2021

Gert

Short for Gertrude. A word to describe someone with no game.

I would date him but he’s kind of a Gert.

I don’t like those shoes they are Gert.

by Mzmarquez December 27, 2020

gert

a half of a siamese twin pair from an alien planet called 'Gertius'; singular gertie

Ava can be such a gert sometimes 🙄

by taurusforbipolar November 03, 2021

Gert

A person who calls a friend to tell them the result of a game or movie when that person is recording the game or movie for future viewing. named after my mother who has on a number of occasions phoned friends to let them know who won the golf tournament or hockey game

She phoned me to tell me that she solved today's wordle and it was proxy- The slip was a Gert or she Gerted me.

by Lucky Louie53 January 20, 2022