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Gastonophelia

I just grabbed 5 eggs from my fridge and

(Nobody eats like Gaston!)

now I have to watch Beauty and the Beast. Must be my Gastonophelia.
by DirtyBarbie November 3, 2010
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gaston college

A school that everyone has attended but no one has wanted to. A place where you realize 7 years down the road you're only half way to your associates and you probably should've taken a summer semester.
Or
A slang term for a place where non conforming hippie haters go to scooter and smoke poots so their lame millennial parents think they're still the good horny toads they raised them to be.
Charlie: I'm going to Gaston College later, wanna come?
Max: Aw c'mon man you had a 2.7 GPA you could've at least made it into UNCC
Charlie: Nah bro we're going to spark up some poot floats
Max: Oh it's lit fam
Charlie: vape me to life
by superiorhornytoad June 21, 2016
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Nylah Gaston

She's such a beautiful girl and will achieve anything. She loves thicc boys and she is thicc to. Nylah is amazing, talented, smart, achievable, gorgeous, and fantastic. She can get any boy with one amazing look, she is also black with fluffy hair, and has a family of 4
Student 1: Man Nylah Gaston is so cute, I wonder if one day I will marry her.
by Nylah Gaston December 9, 2019
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Gaston Round Robin Tournament

Another word for orgy in which you keep going until there is only one man/woman left who is capable of continuting the sex.
It was Saturday night everyone in the trailor park had used up all their crystal meth so they decided it was time for a Gaston Round Robin Tournament. Before the night was over there were some seriously swollen, cum dripping cunts and asses. And few people looked like Danny Glover, one person had to go the the ER for a missing ear, Sophie had pressed charges on Mark for the Donkey Punch, and Clyde was not amused by his Don King. But Billy was the clear winner when him and the sheep were the last two standing.
by derhiemlcihscholnge March 19, 2010
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Gayson

In referance to male, who utilizes his hand and wrist motion in a gay manner while he speaks.
You are such a gayson for acting gay.
by Saji December 25, 2004
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West gaston

the baddest city in gastonia. Full of gangsters, peckerwoods, hoes and drugs. The worst fucking ghetto of the south.
Peckerwood: Hey nigger where you from.

Gangster: The same place as you dumb honkey. West Gaston
by MD4L April 30, 2008
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Gutson

A grotesque excessively hairy overweight man who resembles a gargoyle. Gutsons enjoy feeding late at night and docking with other Gutsons.
Oh my god, did you see those two Ronnie Gutsons docking in the burger king toilets last night.
by Genenipps September 6, 2011
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