Gainersexual

A sexuality that revolves more around eating food, gaining weight and fat worship as opposed to traditional sexual activities.

"Hey would you want to hook up? What do you like to do for fun in the bedroom?"
"I'm a gainersexual. So bring a cheesecake, some burgers and a stick of butter, and then rub my belly while I inhale it all."

by WannaBeBigger91 December 3, 2022

Sauce Gardner

The most overrated player in the nfl

Man sauce Gardner is overrated as fuck he only had 2 interceptions

by Thesauce1234 February 4, 2023

Gardner-Webb University

The small school that defeated the University of Kentucky in basketball, 84-68, on November 7, 2007 at Rupp Arena.
The greatest upset for a North Carolina school, forget Appalachian beating Michigan. The Runnin' Bulldogs brought it home.

Gardner-Webb University, the little school that could.

by aSc8s March 30, 2010

Jennifer Garner

One of the hottest girls ever...
stars on a show called Alias.

The only reason people watch Alias is because of Jennifer Garner.

by Anonymous July 6, 2004

Gardner

A very poor whipped tennage male who is blindly in love with a girl who is not right for him.

hey Mr. Gardner, you`re really changing because of this one.
Gardner: she means a lot to me and i`m never going to leave her or cheat.

by dickbuttkiss February 13, 2014

gainer

A running reverse backflip that can be done off a springboard or a platform. Many people can't do them due to the mental block of going upside down, but they really aren't that hard.

Yo did you see him pull that gainer of that 30 foot platform?

by Sklarbabies January 5, 2006

Garner Senior High School

where everyone is either having or has had sex with everyone, their mom/dad, school teacher, and her sister, and where a new cheerleader carries on the tradition of sucking off the whole football team every year. Also where teachers frequently drink during class time. Best place to find the widest range of drugs to kill yourself with.

Great Students with High Standards for their sex partners, and drugs.

by GSHS alumni :( February 26, 2005