Crapper gargoyle

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.

I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?

by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020

Gargoyle in drag

When an unattractive person uses WAY TO MUCH makeup, wigs....

Geeeezzz, did you see the Gargoyle in drag over there?

by I, Wreckerrr November 04, 2016

The Nasty Gargoyle

When you leave a Cleveland Steamer on a chick's chest while simultaneously firing a load on her mug to give her a Angry Dragon or Salty Pirate.

You have to crouch over her like a Gargoyle.

Megan is such a slut. I think I'll give her The Nasty Gargoyle tonight.

by Charlie Golf April 05, 2005

Gargoyle Tears

The accumulation of tears or moisture around someone’s eyes caused by gag reflex. Comes from the “garg garg” sound of sucking dick.

He could see the formation of gargoyle tears as she kept choking deeper.

by DDiamondT March 08, 2021

Genital Gargoyle

Tuck your balls and your cock in between your legs and press your ass up against a window

Man, your huge member makes for a good genital gargoyle on this Taco Bell window

by Fat White Bassist February 08, 2003

Reverse Gargoyle

The act of a person squatting on the edge of a roof in the form of a gargoyle but instead of facing the an audience they have their back turned defecating off the edge

I was performing a reverse gargoyle as I needed to go and shit, but I needed to go with style

by ridicululz August 13, 2010

Riding Gargoyle

To sit in the middle spot of a cramped backseat so that one's appearance resembles that of a perched gargoyle. See also: riding bitch

Left-nut and right-nut have been called already, so it looks like I'm riding gargoyle between you two jackasses on the way home.

by Bruce Pendersen April 24, 2011