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Gardner-Webb University

A small, private Baptist college located in the town of Boiling Springs.
Gardner-Webb University is located in a one stoplight town
by yohon February 10, 2005
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Gardner Bullis Elementary School

Gardner is a school in Los Altos Hills, California. The kids that go to it are hella rich and have like trillion dollar houses. The teachers are pretty much bipolar and know nothing about teaching. The classrooms are falling apart. The principle tries to act cool by wearing shape ups everywhere. She has no control of the students what so ever. The teachers switch out every year because they don't have enough money for them. The P.E. teacher goes crazy sometimes and just ignores the students while he sits on his "Swedish chair". You can't understand the digital arts teacher, the drama teacher has no butt, and the art teacher is a hippie. To top it all of all the kids are not athletic and they lose in the junior olympics every single year.
Kelsey: What school do you go to?

Bob: Gardner Bullis Elementary School

Kelsey: That sucks.
by ilovedogs98 June 19, 2011
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gardnering

He spent all day gardnering instead of doing his work.
by freakyg64 June 23, 2016
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Dirty Cason Gardner

When you pee on a girl in the bathtub while the dog watches.
Nigga 1: "Why does your dog look traumitized?"
Nigga 2: "Cuz I pulled a dirty Cason Gardner last night!"
by MissClover September 19, 2022
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Cason Gardner

This type of person is usually angry all the time. Known to have a VERY loose bladder, and can obsess over girls and dogs. If you ever become friends with a Cason Garner, be aware of their anger management.
After Cason Gardner pee'd on the floor, he screamed "FUCCKKKKK' in anger.
by MissClover September 19, 2022
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