Gardner-Webb University

A small, private Baptist college located in the town of Boiling Springs.
Gardner-Webb University is located in a one stoplight town
by yohon February 10, 2005
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Gardner is a school in Los Altos Hills, California. The kids that go to it are hella rich and have like trillion dollar houses. The teachers are pretty much bipolar and know nothing about teaching. The classrooms are falling apart. The principle tries to act cool by wearing shape ups everywhere. She has no control of the students what so ever. The teachers switch out every year because they don't have enough money for them. The P.E. teacher goes crazy sometimes and just ignores the students while he sits on his "Swedish chair". You can't understand the digital arts teacher, the drama teacher has no butt, and the art teacher is a hippie. To top it all of all the kids are not athletic and they lose in the junior olympics every single year.
Kelsey: What school do you go to?

Bob: Gardner Bullis Elementary School

Kelsey: That sucks.
by ilovedogs98 June 19, 2011
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Gardner grenade

A variation of the Oklahoma hand grenade, where a woman jerks off her male partner into her asshole, then farts the load back onto the male partners face.
Did you hear what that nasty fuck josh did? When he was banging that swamp donkey out he had her give him a Gardner grenade, he had to take a shower to get all that dirty sausage slime off his face.
by Mr. Gagsonmen February 07, 2025
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Amelia Gardner

Is awesome. Loves playing basketball. Is a girl but doesn’t let that stop her!
Amelia Gardner Is Awesome

‘Amelia is skinnier than’ Pesti’s ex imma just leave it at that’

‘I had a introspection and I decided the behavior I had was unjust with Amelia, I made things right with Amelia and apologized to her and I think if we added her back it would only have a net positive benefit because I would be very nice to her and also she wants to very badly.’
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gardnering

Looking things up in urban dictionary because you are bored.
He spent all day gardnering instead of doing his work.
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Scottish gardner

I had a scottish gardner last night at that wedding.
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