Gamer Gunk

Things that get in the way of the game assassin victory lane, e.g. dust, chip-dip, greasy sticky slimy gamer residue. It's a fact that dirty gear doesn't perform as well as clean gear, and may even crash and burn!

"Truth be told, I'd love to fuck your ass, but I've got gamer gunk I need to clean." - Ben M

by ASL- 12, Chair-kin, Basement August 18, 2016

Gamer's Wrist

When your wrist becomes sore from holding of video game controllers brought on by playing video games during most of your waking hours for several days straight. Signs of Gamer's Wrist are pain in outer-wrist joint while moving, grabbing or lifting and loss of strength. Usually mistaken for or stereotyped as Masturbator's Cramp which is entirely different or carpal tunnel syndrome which is a pain and stiffness on the inside of the hand caused by online games.

Especially severe in games which require a lot of clicking and tapping of buttons. Takes around 3 to 9 days to completely heal with moderate gaming. Gaming for more than 3 hours a day during may prolong the healing process. Treat with tiger balm or mineral ice type remedies. A wrist bandage may help but will increase stiffness if kept on overnight.

"ugh...my wrist."

"Been Masturbating?

"No, it's Gamer's Wrist."

by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005

gamer's keyboard

a keyboard that has some or all of the letters missing due to heavy gaming. the most commonly worn-away letters are w,a,s and d since they are the default keys for movement. r (reload), too, is often missing.

you will find that your gamer's keyboard soon loses its 'f' key after a few nights of doom3 in the dark.

by darkslyde July 6, 2007

Gamer's Headache

A mild headache experienced from extensive periods of gaming. Sometimes associated with sore eyes.

Ethan got a gamer's headache from playing Fable II for two days straight.

by WittyFoxman June 12, 2009

gamer's remorse

The creepy, inexplicable feeling of guilt at having wasted solid days of free time playing a computer game, despite having enjoyed every minute of it.
The feeling is increased if the wasted day was sunny.

When Tomoko's alarm woke her for work she felt a pang of gamer's remorse, remembering her 12 hour Pokemon binge the previous day.

by tomoko watanabe May 23, 2011

Gamer Vision

When a gamer focuses in on a televison screen and proceeds to stand up out of their chair, for competitive advantage.

Why is Mark so close to the screen like that?

Oh, don't mind him. He has a bad case of Gamer Vision.

by Sodatester September 22, 2019

Toxic Gamer

Generally aged 5-10 years old, this person has severe insecurity issues. So much so, in fact, that when they go onto an online game, they attempt to bring down their opponents (and sometimes even their teammates) by bullying them, targeting them in games, and slandering them over the game chat.

They are sore losers, too, and refuse to believe that anyone who beats them at an online game is a skilled player, and not some form of a hacker who "used scripts" to beat them.

SCENARIO I
'jwrshjls' was killed by 'XX_RandomGamer_xX'!

(Xx_RandomGamer_xX): haha
(Xx_RandomGamer_xX): jwrshjls is trash
(Xx_RandomGamer_xX): ez kill
(Xx_RandomGamer_xX): im pro
(jwrshjls): toxic gamer alert

SCENARIO II
'jwrshjls' has won the game!

(Xx_RandomGamer_xX): HACKER
(jwrshjls): ?
(Xx_RandomGamer_xX): YOU USED SCRIPTS
(jwrshjls): um no
(jwrshjls): i used skills to win
(Xx_RandomGamer_xX): IMPOSSIBLE
(Xx_RandomGamer_xX): BYE HACKER NOOB

'Xx_RandomGamer_xX' has disconnected

(jwrshjls): rage quitter lol

by Backward-Drawback October 9, 2021