golden retriever boyfriend

A boyfriend capable of licking his own genitals

My golden retriever boyfriend does not need me to go down on him anymore.

by Hoemalone2 December 25, 2023

Golden retriever

1. Type of dog, usually a bit wild but wholesome, a bit dumb, but nice

2. Someone who has the personality of a golden retriever, as stated above what that is

Friend 1: "Wow Brandon is so chaotic and nice"
Friend 2: "Yeah, he is such a Golden retriever"

by Games_Much February 6, 2023

Golden Retriever

A tall, handsome, all rounder, sexy, beautiful, ideal man, peak visuals, one of the best people on earth JEONG YUNHO, the big golden Retriever

"Who's that cute boy, sannie"
"My golden Retriever yunho"

by Ddeonghwadib August 9, 2023

Golden Retriever

A fat ass

"I was staring at this jogger's Golden Retriever and she called me a pig." - Tim

by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" July 12, 2018

Golden Retriever

A guy who is loving, loyal, boyfriend material. Easygoing, non-complicated, and always emotionally available, his priority is to make the object of his affection happy. First noted mention was in Gilmore Girls Season 3, Episode 4 (One’s got class and the other one dyes) 2002, Jess ridiculing Luke for being always readily available to Lorelei despite any guarantee of reciprocal action on her part.

“He came over and fixed my deck on Saturday instead of going fishing with the boys.”

“I need a golden retriever like that!”

by Greengirl29 October 15, 2023

Golden Retriever

A loyal boyfriend who is actually in real love with someone, you call someone your golden retriever when they're loyal and protective

Matthew is a golden retriever

by Psutey September 25, 2021

The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.

Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho

by Mike109999 October 2, 2022