Growing a tail

When you have to take a poop.

Carl: Come on, you ready to go hiking or what?

Jeff: Hang on, I think I'm growing a tail. Yup. Give me a minute and we'll go.

by Sled Reynolds January 7, 2012

Growing a monkey tail

Taking a long massive shit.

I'm waiting for Melissa, cuz she's growing a monkey tail.

by comehonorfaceboots November 16, 2016

The Pain of Growing Up

Realizing that you are expected to change your old ways and begin to mature, take on responsibilities, take charge of your life, depend on yourself - and being VERY scared to face these changes.

"I wish I was a kid again. I've realized that the world is quite a different place once you become older. We are all robots now, expected to operate a certain way. I have so many things that must be done, and I feel as though the fun times of my past are growing further and further away each day."
"Tell me about it. That's the pain of growing up."

by ttjm June 11, 2016

Your shay is gowing

when your friend and you are a real gay disaster and instead of saying "Your gay is showing", says "Your shay is gowing"

girl 1: OMG! Look at that girls, she's super cute
girls 2: Hahaha, girl your shay is gowing
girls 1: WTF??

by Sempresaludava May 22, 2019

Gloving

The art of giving glove lightshows. :')

Shit... Ha-Ha and Yoshie just did a tag-team lightshow for me. I was just melting.. They're some fuckin experts at gloving. PLUR!

by ssstaxxx July 15, 2010

glowin

When you walk into a room full of fine bitches post up and do your thing looking sexy as fuck, then people start checking you out because your hot and you know it, now you're starting to feel the glow, eyes are on you and you know it.

Guy: hey bro what you sayin
Other guy: just glowin man
Guy: Dec dude bitches be fine

by stupid ud names June 13, 2014

colder globing

the ignorant counter part to global warming

Man it's freezing in here, this colder globing stuff must be real.

by PFCnick March 1, 2011