the wet but yet uncolored residue coating and clinging to the anus after a fart. (n.b. ghoul drool, by definition, does not stain the underpants, but it typically foreruns the urgent need to defecate (read: diarrhea)
I was cooking meatloaf the other day when I farted. I was scared I had sh*t myself, but upon checking, though my finger was wet, it was of no different color. I was thankful only a bit of ghoul drool spilled, although I no less quickly attended to my life-stopping need to find the toilet.
by treehouse May 23, 2021
A monster that sits invisible in the dark. They can sometimes be identified by bodiless red eyes. What will always mark one is the sound of "fap fap fap fap ...".
Popular places for fap ghouls include the top corners of movie theaters, under basement steps, your closet, and school bleachers during cheer leading practice.
Janet knew there was a fap ghoul behind the vent in the girl's change room, but no one believed her.
Janet knew there was a fap ghoul behind the vent in the girl's change room, but no one believed her.
by Sintrea March 22, 2010
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by iLoveJoeyJordison March 22, 2004
1) A necrophiliac's dream come true. A recently departed female's vagina for use in necrophilia-like activities.
2) A nearly deceased female's vagina.
3) Rare Any elderly woman's vagina.
2) A nearly deceased female's vagina.
3) Rare Any elderly woman's vagina.
1) When Jack entered the morgue, he found a vast amount of ghoul poons.
2) The EMTs found the female victim's ghoul poon in full view.
3) Mrs. Cruplebottom has a dusty, unused ghoul poon.
2) The EMTs found the female victim's ghoul poon in full view.
3) Mrs. Cruplebottom has a dusty, unused ghoul poon.
by CoitusPerson April 16, 2009
People and groups who build up national security threats so they can profit off conflict, either financially or politically.
by XwedodahParty April 29, 2022