Garret McDermott

Garret is a fuckin stud

Don’t fuck with Garret McDermott he’s nuts at hunting and shot a bigger elk than you 1v1 him

by Hunterman63 October 13, 2019

Garret Bertrand

A guy who is an absolute twat and never leaves his basement except for food and his John aka his gay partner

Hey look at that garret Bertrand He”ll never find love

by bill shakespear June 4, 2018

The Garret position

The Garret position is when a guy bangs a black lab and then Puts his Willy in a girl or guy.

I did The Garret position last night while playing video games and it was the best thing ever.

by JT rodilo December 18, 2017

Garret Gilbert

The quarterback with his first professional start against the undefeated Steelers and is 7-0

Garret Gilbert is torching the cowboys.

by RyanDaking1 November 8, 2020

Garret Payne

nerd

garret payne

by jgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjg October 29, 2020

Garret

a guy that i always facetime and he makes weird noises in the microphone and sounds like shakira.

Person 1- Hey who is that guy that sounds like shakira?
Person 2- Oh that’s Garrett

by rararory October 18, 2020

Backdoor Garret

Rubbing anal lube on one's face to stimulate beard follicle growth.

I can't believe we convinced him to give himself a Backdoor Garrett.

by Tree Slut September 7, 2021