Furniture Fart

The sound that comes from furniture when its dragged across the floor.

A Furniture Fart is at its strongest when wooden floors are involved.

by Mason Hanes June 16, 2015

furniture socialism

When you buy a chair you move it in the house. However if you want it as your private property you have to move it in your room. If you want it in the living room you have to let everybody sit in it and you have no say.

Screw furniture socialism I paid for my damn chair and no one is going to sit in it!

by Critikale May 18, 2018

Disassemble furniture

Euphemism for getting some, especially in the context of a beefcake visiting a girls apartment

Ron came over to disassemble furniture last night, it was the best furniture disassembly ever.

by Bloopbeepboop October 26, 2018

National Furniture Liquidators

Any organization or syndicate whose mission in life is to utterly decimate all of your patience when coming across a non-skippable ad on YouTube.

National Furniture Liquidators is making PewDiePie unwatchable.

by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 7, 2023

move furniture and order pizza

to have sex, usually multiple times.

Wanna come over to move furniture and order pizza?
That would be awesome! I need a release!

by bradebear October 8, 2017

Funiture

Funiture is furniture that is fun

dang man that's some Funiture

by NWfuryYT November 15, 2017

furniture brother

When you and another man have both had sex on the same specific piece of furniture (couch, bed, dresser, pool table, etc.)
If you and another woman have both had sex on the same specific piece of furniture but not with each other, then you are furniture sisters.

John had sex with his girlfriend in my bed last night. Guess we're furniture brothers now!

by Dan Matison August 20, 2013