Fucktomb

A very dirty place to have sex
Examples: a trash truck, dumpster, gas station bathroom.

Found mainly in Philadelphia after the super bowl.

The chicks in Philly are so dirty I bet they'd blow me in a fucktomb.

by The amazing helios February 5, 2018

Pre- Fucktial agreement

An agreement, usually verbal, between two consenting adults, usually acquaintances or colleagues, that an act of coitus commenced out of convenience, impulse and/or inebriation is 'meaningless' and will therefore be TOTALLY CONSEQUENCE FREE.

"Godammit, George: I thought we'd sorted all this out in our pre- fucktial agreement"

"But Condy, I have such strong feelings for you"

by Aye, Right March 30, 2009

too drunk to fucktion

"Too drunk to fucktion" is a more specified spin-off from the term "too drunk to function" referring to someone being so intoxicated from alcohol that they can no longer perform even the simplest sexual acts with someone. This includes but is not limited to kissing, de-clothing either oneself or another, fellatio, cunnilingus, vaginal and anal intercourse. Once someone has reached this level of intoxication, it is often followed by violent vomiting and/or passing the fuck out.

Nick: "Hey, you're really drunk. You could barely get your shirt off in that game of strip poker. "
Evan: "Yeah and when I was trying to make out with you earlier you kept licking my face instead"
Kitty: "That's..cause...I'm....too drunk to fucktion!" (Kitty begins puking into a beer pong cup)

by m olro October 26, 2011

Fucktickeling

Tickeling as a form of foreplay

I really like this guys ross - everything is going great but he is into fucktickeling and it’s just not my bag

by Wordzg October 9, 2017

Fucklimation

The measurement of lost acreage, diminished elevation, and evaporated real estate property in a homeowner's front (or back) yard due to excessive rainwater runoff, incompetent city utility work, or extensive soil settling over time in an older property.

I would like to give you $100,000 for your home, but the massive fucklimation in the front yard caused your appraisal to come in at $75,000.

by Darn210 May 21, 2011

fuckitiminlove3

fuckitiminlove3 Is a mcyt tiktoker. They post edits and other stuff. Go check them out!!

Me: have you seen fuckitiminlove3 new post
Someone: no not yet but i will check!

by 7727882loser June 6, 2021

Fucktumonious

Where an especially traumatic/disasterous event leads a person to realise they suffer from "Terminal fuckedness" in all their endeavours and finally accepts their fate.

A: "Did you ask that girl out in the end?"

B: "Yeeeeeeeah. She threw up."

A: "Really? Again?"

B: "I know. -sigh- kinda a fucktumonious moment for me."

A: "Aw, well, yeah, but there's so many other people you could... Actually this seems to happen alot to you doesn't it?"

B: "..."

A: "Still, I'm sure thing'll turn around for you someda-"

B stabs himself with a ladle.

by The_Truths_Owl February 22, 2011