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swing your fucking nuts

(1) v. To take charge and/or control of a situation.

(2) v. To 'Get your dick wet' by some girl you just saw or met.
(1) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"

(2) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"
by Scruggy Gingerbeard September 12, 2019
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You gotta be fucking my left nut

Usually said when something would make your life harder to live in, or would make your tasks harder to do
“Bro did you hear, Mr. Tomasulo input our math test grade” “You gotta be fucking my left nut
by Real Ram October 9, 2019
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derogatoryword, used to insult some wierd fullah who did some wierd shit
you hog breath cum stain fuck nut!! why would you do your sister like that?
by bobbyjones@hotmail.com August 2, 2006
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Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit

Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not
"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"
by TheeSteelNutt April 2, 2020
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Fuck-Nut

When you encounter a particularly annoying enemy.
OH YOU FUCK-NUT
by TTV SpaceFam972 September 14, 2025
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Oh fuck nut

When you beat the fuck out yo dick, but then the moment you cum you realize you just watched or thought of the worst shit ever and you probably goin to hell now!
Yea my day ain't been goin well, woke up this morning and had a oh fuck nut! Thought of that chubby skank Jessica but then I realized she's a filthy cunt and I shouldn't have touched myself to her
by BryJ December 17, 2018
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fuck nut

a fun nickname for your loving wife
-you're my one and only fuck nut <3
-i love you so much, brian
by muffinman4ever February 18, 2021
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