Fuckin' Optimus Prime

1) An exclamation when a semi-truck refuses to let you merge onto the highway or some other sort of road douchebaggery.

Did you see that truck totally hog up the merge lane?!! Fuckin' Optimus Prime!

by Holymonkey7076 October 26, 2010

Fuckin Groucho

a toy version of the belated Groucho Marx that has been transformed to fit on any of the following objects for some hilarious "make your bros laugh" or a simple and guaranteed "Get-laid-quick" affect on girls the world-around.

1. Glass Pipe
2. Hookah Pipe
3. Cigar

Murray: Hey, wtf's that on your Pipe?
Jamie: Lol, that's my Fuckin Groucho by PipePalz.com
Murray: What? how the fuck'd you get this thing?
Jamie: uh only everyone hollywood actor/actress, hip hop artist + they're kids and wives are usin' em. Not to mention every f'n school kid who's newly discoverin this sweet-SWEET cheeba! It was in the hangover 3, wth! were you born under a rock?! Man Stfu and pass that dime!
Brian: Yarrrrrg! Aye Aye Captain!!

by Alex Trebec III. November 15, 2011

fuckin hungry

This is what you say when you're really hungry and have no food in your house because you used all of your money to buy alcohol. This usually occurs after the alcohol has worn off.

Im sobering up and im fuckin hungry! Where did all the food go?

by Hungover_andHungry January 26, 2012

fuckin metal

An expression of approval.

J: These two guys just jumped out of a van and started totally beating the shit out of this other guy.

R: Fuckin metal

by somestupidkid September 13, 2005

Fuckin' Phil

The phrase uttered in many fast food outlets when something goes miserably wrong, regardless of whether anyone called Phil actually works there. However, due to the fact that it is a common name, chances are you will always have a Phil to blame it on!

Martin: Who dropped all this shit on the floor?
Steve (loudly): Fuckin' Phil!!!

by King of 64 May 27, 2008

fuckin rag

A aussie slag term used to describe a woman seen as a low life or a whore.

I saw Sharon the other day, she is such a fuckin rag after stealing my boyfriend

by bah_bah May 13, 2010

fuckin friday

n. A weekly holiday in which all participants say the word "fuck" as much as possible

Person 1: "Dude, what day is it?"
Person 2: "It's fuckin friday, fucktard."
Person 3: "Oh fuck, it is fuckin friday."

by teh1337c September 17, 2010