Franking Privilege

When you are getting ready to do a girl from behind you take a slightly warmed hot dog and stick it in her vagina instead. You then declare "It's in there!" then you sneak out of the room and wait to see how long it takes until she notices that it's not you.

Chris: I totally gave my girlfriend the franking privilege last night!

JC: Was she pissed when she found out it was a hot dog?

Chris: Yeah, but then I face fucked her and told her to shut up.

by DickVanDiken December 17, 2008

Fruckin Work-Horse

someone who's able to get their balls under something and get shit done

look at him he's a Fruckin Work-Horse

by watthefrukbitch May 2, 2009

Fruiking

The act of eating a fruit seductively in public, eye contact a must.

Bro did you see Oscar yesterday, he was fruiking out of this mind!

by Ryebird July 17, 2014

Frucking

Frucking- the combination of "fucking" and "Fricking". Used for argueing or lots of stress so you don't get into trouble for swearing somewhere.

Oh my frucking gosh, I hate school I get bullied so much

by Puppylover42205 November 18, 2017

Friday Night Funkin'

A rhythm game with with a 'boyfriend against dad' scenario where the player character, Boyfriend, wants to date Girlfriend, but her ex-rockstar dad does not approve of him. Therefore, Boyfriend will have to rap his way through many obsticles so he could finally kiss Girlfriend. The game has seven weeks, and you could donate through kickstarter since the creators are planning to make a full version of the game. A lot of people have donated already, and there are milestones that if reached will add someting to the full game. As this definition is posted, we are currently on our way to the 'erect' difficulty milestone.

Here is the description of Friday Night Funkin' goes the along the lines of: "Uh oh! Ur tryna kiss ur hot girlfriend, but her MEAN and EVIL dad is tryna kill u! He's an ex-rockstar, the only way to get to hit heart? The power of music..."

by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin May 4, 2021

Frucking

A mixture of "Fucking" and "Freaking". Commonly said by accident.

That's so frucking stupid.

by Olivia Cubbins January 23, 2015

funking

A polite way to say fuck when there are people around and you really shouldn't be saying the f-word.

At some reception:
Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.
Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?
Woman : Looks like your husband does.
Friend : Oh funk,yeah!

Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?
Both Women: Funkadeliiic!

and that's how you save the night!

by Marjaan. May 1, 2008