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Friendate

A planned outing involving two friends. Could be a potential relationship, but doesn't have to be; two straight, same-gender friends could go on a friendate.
Girl 1: Wanna go get our nails done on Friday?
Girl 2: Sure!! Maybe we could go out to lunch, too.
Girl 1: YES!!! Movie? We could make a whole day of it! Friendate!!
by Casimus Maximus May 19, 2010
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friendectomy

When you're trying to hit on someone in a bar, but in order to make progress you need to cut loose his or her friend (because they are unattractive, annoying, etc.). This can be extremely difficult if the friend is a woman, as these friends typically don't like to be pushed aside, and will actively try to ruin the night for the potential couple.
"That girl was totally feeling me, but her fat friend was pissed off that there wasn't a wingman for her, so I had to pull a friendectomy."
by FrankTheTank12345 February 14, 2010
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friendential

the potential friendship upon meeting a new person
When we started talking about sports, I knew we had friendential.
by MordecaiMaximus July 16, 2010
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Friendectomy

Noun.
1. The process of selectively removing persons deemed offensive, disrespectful, or having questionable motives from one's social circle or collection of friends.
2. In social media, e.g. Facebook, MySpace, Google, Twitter, the process of deleting, removing or "unfriending" such persons from one's friends or contact list.
I'm about to perform a Facebook friendectomy because the things she keeps saying on my page are just plain stupid.
by RobFather-X January 8, 2013
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Friendcest

noun. The act of having sex with your close circle of friends.
Also, Friendcestuous (adj.) Sexual intercourse between several friends within a group of friends.
Tim has slept with both Becca and Mallory, those two chicks he hangs out with. Its a friendcestuous relationship
by RickLA February 18, 2011
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Friendboxed

The process of being stuck in the friendbox. It tends to happen if you are single and have an attractive friend who is also single. You end up falling for them, loving them with all your heart, but they don't love you in return, and just want to be friends. The relationship will never progress beyond friendship, even though it kills you. When this happens, then you have been friendboxed.

Being confined to the friendbox leaves you unable to move on, get over them, or want to have a relationship with anyone else.

"Friendboxed" really ought to be available as a Facebook relationship status. It is a far more accurate description than "Single" for a lot of people.
Me and her are friendboxed.
by tnorf_ot_kcab March 29, 2011
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Friendcest

when two friends are so bored with their friendship that
they decide to f*ck even though it feels like incest.
After years of being best friends, Kelly and Christian decided to
f*ck each other's brains out like Christopher Atkens and Brooke
Shields in the blue lagoon, even though it would be friendcest.
by speshle.k34 July 22, 2012
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