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negative frequency

This is the frequency at which the human mind subconsciously thinks. This can be heard and detected by some. This frequency happens before time equals zero, as does a thought happens before time. Negative time and negative frequency are inversely proportional by the formula:
-Time=1/-Frequency.
Where Frequency and Time can be real and imaginary.
This frequency cannot be detected by many frequency detecting devices. It can also be known as a subconscious negative signal.
At that instant moment in time I reacted, I must have been thinking at a negative frequency to react so quickly.
While I was sleeping, my mind was thinking at a negative frequency.
by Angela Buchan February 26, 2007
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High Frequency (HF)

Frequencies between 3 MHz and 30 MHz (3 Mega Hertz and 30 Mega Hertz). Used by governments, ships, radio stations and amateur radio operators.
I decided to use the High Frequency (HF) radio last night and try my luck at reaching Japan.
by Tomorrow's World October 20, 2009
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What's the frequency, Kenneth?

The story behind "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" is actually quite fascinating. You see, William Tager was the local psycho in New York. He thought CBSNews was beaming signals into his head. Naturally, when he saw Dan Rathers walking down the street, he ran up and beat the crap out of him, repeatedly requesting the frequency of the signals so he can stop them, while addressing Rathers as "Kenneth" for no apparent reason to this date.

After this freak event, Tager later shot a CBSNews stagehand. He was then arrested, and told his therapist all the beans.

R.E.M. made a song called "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" The phrase became a nationwide phenomenon. Whenever a cat fell off a roof and killed an old lady, they'd shout it. Whenever they didn't understand a homework question, they'd shout it. And if by any chance, that one son Tager had had with that old lady makes it past the age of five and notices that CBSNews is undetectedly taking over the world through brain control, he may see that one creepy guy who replaced Dan Rathers walking down the street while having a nice stroll down New York and beat the crap out of him, saying "KENNETH, WHAT IS THE FREQUENCY!?"
Teacher: "When A and X are both positive integers in the equation a(4/4)=x and Y is a negative integer in the equation xy=a2, what is the value of Y? Billy?"

Billy: "HOLY CRAP! WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH!!?"
by Spam Spathers March 12, 2005
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jammin' my frequencies

When someone is all up in your "kool-aid" either by accident or on purpose. When someone is too close for your particular comfort.
While you are working on your PC and some guy comes up looking over your shoulder and his junk bangs into your shoulder. Or maybe a barber leans too close while you are under the shroud in a barbers chair, "junking" your arm or elbow that is rested on the barbers chair arm rest. You would at this point exclaim, "How 'bout hangin' back, ya jammin' my frequencies!"
by EcurbRetiob April 27, 2010
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Frequently

"If you go to MIT, I will visit you frequently."
by T-Roy B-rizzle January 14, 2010
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whats the frequency, kenneth?

A phrase that was used by a random insane guy that he repeated over and over again as he beat up Dan Rather. Now it's basically used as an exclamation whenever something insane happens and people over-react to it.
"HOLY SHIT! MY CAT JUST FELL OFF MY ROOF AND KILLED MY GRANDMA!"-Guy 1
"HOLY SHIT"-Guy 2
"OMG! WTF! WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY KENNETH!"-Nihilist
by Morpheus August 3, 2004
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Nyquist Frequency

The nyquist frequency is the number of times that a sound wave has to be sampled digitally in order to reproduce it accurately. The minimum is usually twice the highest frequency to be reproduced.

Also known as over sampling
Ignoring the Nyquist frequency usually results in lo=fi music.
by Xdugef May 24, 2005
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