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Relative Humidity

The beads of sweat you get on your balls when you're fucking your aunt.
Man, it was hot out last night! My pants were soaked from the relative humidity when Ida and I came in from the porch.
by John Vanderlay March 22, 2008
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FredNative

some sexy voiced man with a big dick
"Hey dude I went on a Ranger Operation with FredNative"
"Really?"
"Yeah his voice made me cum"
by frednative May 5, 2020
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Theory of Relative Abundance

The theory that a woman who is usually looked at as a root, but because of the lack of women in the particular area the theory of relative abundance is implemented and said woman becomes increasingly more attractive.
Dude, she's fucking ugly dog, fucking ugly. I mean for real dog, FUCKING UGLY. You are just held by the grasp of the theory of relative abundance, dog.
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relatives

Those people who fuck up your routine for those one or two weeks around Thanksgiving/Christmas. Parasites by nature, they suck your food and drink supplies dry, as well as your morale.
You: What happened to all the soda?

On of relatives: Oh everybody's been grabbing some do you have anymore non-diet?

You: Time to die.
by Chester McMiller December 9, 2012
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frelationship

the words "friendship" and "relationship" put together into one word
susan: i think you're a jerk
megan: in that case, we need to talk about our frelationship
susan: ohh. okay.
by sare412 June 8, 2009
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The Relative Surprise

You dig up one of your girlfriends dead relatives (or alive), chop them up, put it in her pussy and fuck her. Then, have her guess who the relative was and which body part was used.
My girlfriend was happy to see her dead mom again, until I did The Relative Surprise. Now her mom will forever be with her.
by anuslasgna April 10, 2015
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