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freedom-fondle

To slowly and methodically grope somebody's junk in order to defeat the terrorists and keep the USA #1.
I love airport security because when I get freedom-fondled by the TSA it means I'm being patriotic.
by TSAUSA November 25, 2010
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Freedom, NH

A pratically non existent town 20 miles southeast of Conway.
If you're looking for modernization, you've come to the wrong place.
There are some nice farms and camps for you outdoorsy types.
The name comes from the town seperating itself from Effingham, the next town over.
A town without stoplights or gas stations.
It's population more than triples during the summer, when all of the tourist come to visit. The closest mall is an hour away. It takes about two seconds to get to the Maine line. The closest highschool is a 35 minute bus ride. The people aren't too bad, if only there were more of them.
On the plus side, there's an ice cream shop and a pizza place, plus the crime watch is always low.

After a while it's decent, you get used to it.
Bob: I just moved out of Freedom, NH
Fred: There goes half it's population
by abcdefghi! September 28, 2008
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Freedom Grillin

Tailgating the way a grown man should. Cooking a monster slab of ribs on a full size gas barbecue on the back of your SUV. Not squatting next to a cheap-ass pile of tin covered in ash poking your weenies.
I got to the game 4 hours early for "Freedom Grillin" with Ted and about 10 pounds of cow for the Q.
by Kevin "Tiny" Jones September 4, 2005
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freedom treatment

Publically declaring a foreign government to be an enemy that stands in the way of "freedom", committing war upon said country, and then extracting both the natural wealth and markets for a small minority of investors in both the invaded and invading country.
Iraq was going to allow oil to be exchanged in currencies other than the dollar, so they were given the freedom treatment.

The freedom treatment doesn't work when people actually fight back, so it's important to demonize them in the global community and the UN as much as possible.
by madric March 7, 2012
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Freebording

Snowboarding on the pavement. A Skateboard that slides like a snowboard on the pavement.
Supa Mang's freebording skills make's his stylish slides on his freebord look sick. Granny replyed it looks like he is snowboarding.

visit www.freebord.com
by Supa Mang May 5, 2006
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Freebasing

The act of smoking a drug freebase. "Freebase" refers to the non-salt form of a drug. Drugs are usually converted to a water soluble salt so that they can be orally or intranasally consumed. The term "freebase" has nothing at all to do with the purity or potency of a drug.

For example, cocaine powder is cocaine hydrochloride, a water soluble salt. Being water soluble means that you can snort it, eat it, inject it, or plug it (put it up your ass) and you will get high. However, a cruder form of cocaine is cocaine freebase (i.e. crack), which is not water soluble and therefore cannot bet eaten or snorted. You must smoke it to feel the effects.

It's the same with methamphetamine. Meth freebase is an oily liquid, which your body cannot absorb, so the only way to get high from it is to smoke it. Crystal meth, however, has been converted to a water soluble salt, and can therefore be snorted, injected, etc.

The heat used to smoke freebase drugs generally destroys a large amount of the active drug you are trying to consume, therefore it is NOT an efficient route of administration. However, the high generally has a faster onset, and the physical act of smoking is generally pleasurable, so that's why we have people becoming addicted to crack. The duration from smoking crack is much shorter than the duration from snorting coke, but again, people like smoking things, so people enjoy crack. You'll actually get higher for longer if you snort cocaine hcl vs. smoking crack.
Why are random, drug-naive internet geeks allowed to write blatantly incorrect definitions for the word "freebasing"?
by Getting High March 10, 2009
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freeballin

not wearing underwear under your clothes hence your balls have nothing to hold them back
1. dan freeman
2. you freeballin? nah.. not during school
by GUARDROCKS September 21, 2004
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