high focus

A drug and alcohol abuse program in New Jersey. There are several centers, all in Northern Jersey. For four hours a day, four days a week, "patients" are harassed and bombarded with more rhetorical questions than I thought even existed. After several weeks, patients begin to lie, simply to get out faster. It is not supportive or useful; I would estimate it has a less than 5% success rate. If you're thinking of sending you're kid to rehab, send them anywhere but to this one.

"nah, I can't smoke, I've got high focus this afternoon"
"Oh. would you like me to kill you and take you out of your definite and impending misery?"
"absolutely."

by Another Druggie January 9, 2009

focused individual

Person who is in a relationship. Generally entails extending the 'not cheating' philosophy to pointing out hot girls to their friends, going to strip clubs, watching porn, making sexist jokes, etc. Similar to being whipped but not as derogatory.

"Hey dude, did you see that girl in the bikini?"
"Nah dude, I'm a focused individual"

"You coming to Goldfingers tonight?"
"Are you kidding? I'm a focused individual, remember?"

by Simbera May 23, 2007

focustrate

A combination of focusing and concentrating. Most commonly used when one cannot focustrate, or is trying to. Is similar, but not quite synonymous, to focustraight.

"Dude, shut up! I can't focustrate on my essay with you talking on you cell like that!"

by ghuxy June 24, 2007

frustrading

(n) The act of exchanging one source of frustration for another.

I’m sick of sitting in traffic jams every morning. I’m thinking of frustrading to the overcrowded, unreliable train system instead.

by frustrader January 14, 2009

Frusterbated

Jerking off or masturbating without achieving orgasm leaving intense frustration.

or

adjective for something you nearly achieved, but failed at.

Example 1 - My girlfriend was giving me a great handjob last night, until the phone rang and she stopped to answer it. I was so frusterbated.

Example 2 - Man I am so frusterbated, I was halfway through and realized I was late for work and had to stop to get ready.

Example 3 - I was on the last level of that game and the computer crashed on the final scene. So frusterbating!

by twiggiwig July 22, 2009

frusteresting

Something, or someone, that is very intriguing and yet at the same time very annoying.

1. The 11-car crash on the highway was very frusteresting to pass by on my way to work. I liked the carnage, but then I was late.

2. The sight of her thong as she bent over was frusteresting. I enjoyed the image, but I also happened to be wearing sweatpants. Shit!

by freakingluckymagictruth January 19, 2010

frusteratron

a miserible oldish man who is grumpy

look at Bob isn't he a frusteratron

by fussyballbag January 21, 2011