Fransisco The Mad Fingerer

A lesser known historical figure born in Versailies, France in 1684. Fransisco is widely considered ahead of his time in regards to non-coital sexual activities. It is commonly believed that Fransisco was the creator of the sexual act known as fingering. During his adolescent years, it is believed Fransisco fingered over 200 women. He was eventually expelled from LaFolette’s School for Boys after administrators read accounts of all his fingering in his diary. After being expelled from school Fransisco reportedly went on a massive fingering rampage spanning the years 1692 until 1715. During said rampage Fransisco is believed to have fingered around 3,000 women, 300 men, 14 goats, and one ostrich, earning him the name of “The Mad Fingerer.” Eventually, Fransisco was bested by a younger Dutchman by the name of Hein Van Eriksson. As written by an eyewitness, Eriksson bested Fransisco by fingering his anal cavity, causing a deep state of depression for Fransisco. Knowing he was no longer the best fingerer in the land Fransisco ran up on his own sword and died in January of 1734. However, Fransisco’s legacy remains today as he is still recognized as the greatest fingerer of all time. Actually, France celebrates his heroic legacy by having “Fransisco Fingers Day” every June 17th, on this holiday young Frenchman indulge in their fantasies and roam the streets of France, fingering every woman in sight without fear of sexual harassment charges.

Fransisco The Mad Fingerer invented the art of fingering.

by GNK.Monkey69 July 1, 2020

Rob Franks

A yard cutting mexican who has a weird fetish for lawn mowers and pick up trucks. Not able to go a day with out talking about the fetishes.

Wow look at that Rob Franks get a stiffy for that truck.

by Andy Mill September 24, 2011

Mr Frantz

Mr Frantz is the man. He’s making a rap video and he is very cool therefore respected. Frantz is shown as a mean man ‘get back to work’ but is a nice guy. ‘lets make a rap video’ and ‘I’ve never played cards in my life, I swear to god’. Mr Frantz is compassionate to sticky beans and coconut rice. Mr Frantz loves maths, and wishes to return to university to learn my maths.

Oh Jeez, It's Mr Frantz
'Tell me the Joke'

by Sqwodwird August 22, 2018

san franshitsgo

One of the highest crime and homeless rates of any city in the US

Person 1: Have you heard of the human shit in the streets?
Person 2: Yeah, that's in San Franshitsgo

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 9, 2021

Frans

a beautiful, romantic male who loves unconditionally

"i went on a date last night, and that guy was such a frans!"

by loveofhislife July 30, 2008

San Fransico

A medium sized metropolis on the western coast of the United States. Known as the City by the Bay. SF is the most beautiful city in America, and probably the world (in your face Paris). The weather is generally mild all year round but it can get a little chilly in the winter and it is occasionally hot in the summer.

I'd move to San Fransisco today, but then everyone would think I was gay.

by Urban Hitchhiker September 15, 2005

Barney's Franks

Specialty frankfurters encased in a skin, resembling a foreskin, with a center of cream cheese, which becomes runny when the frank is hot. To properly consume a Barney's Frank, the diner should first suck the cream cheese out of the frank, then stuff the entire frank down their throat. These franks can only be found in discriminating meat markets in the tenderloin districts of the Capitol Hill area of Washington, DC or Boston, MA.

Capitol Page #1: Let's go get some Barney's Franks for lunch!
Capitol Page #2: Yeah, Sabrette's on First Street NE has them!!

by BigBird1017 April 9, 2008