failor

a friend who sleeps with other friends' ex-lovers

Ryan banged my ex-girlfriend. What a failor!

by truth699 February 3, 2010

failol

This term is used when describing the act of laughing out loud at someone who has just "failed", or done something or said something wrong that merits laughter. The word is a combination of the word "fail" and the internet term "lol" that stands for "laughing out loud". The word is pronounced fail-oh-el. However, this word is not to be used in spoken conversation, it is only appropriate when typed out in some kind of internet message.

*Jimmy stumbles over his words*
You say: FAILOL!
*Jimmy says something stupid yet wity*
You say: FAILOL!

by fishbm May 15, 2008

frailhead

One who does something unusal. Also used in greeting someone you know.

It is a term that was used by a bunch of guys in the early 90's that worked together and acted goofy. It has been with me and used every day since then.

Ex; 'You did what! You're a frailhead.'
'Hey frailhead! Good to see you.'

by Frailhead April 14, 2005

frilovender

A person who is a friend and a lover.

You will always be my frilovender.

by BreezyZ April 25, 2009

failonaut

A term to describe an astronaut who has failed to accomplish what they were trying to achieve.

George: Did you reach the moon?
Astonaut: No but we were so close
George: ahhh you failonaut

by Jimieeeeeeeee October 18, 2010

Failotomy

Surgery that failed. Nothing screams fail like going under the knife to sort out a medical condition, only to come out the same or worse.

So my cholecystectomy turned out to be a total failotomy

by Sunjammer October 29, 2010

Failony

A fail so epic, the perpetrator of said fail should be incarcerated.

Rich: "Hey, do you know how far Russia is from Alaska?"

Dan: "Not exactly. I think they're pretty close though; Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her porch."

Rich: "And you believed it? Dude, failony."

by cobrawannabe November 6, 2010