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foamer

One who is consumed by the Fear Of Missing Out.
Those foamers are making everything anxiety ridden and not fun.
by Feceis May 14, 2018
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foamer seat

The seat at the very front of a train that allows you to look out the front window and see where you're going
Hell yeah. This train has a foamer seat.
by Builder dude October 15, 2023
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Foamer

Synonymous with Glazer and Dick Rider. Sucking up to something/someone in an extremely excessive manner. "Foam" signifies the constant running of semen against a man's penis till the point where it inflates into "foam"
"Did you hear Jeremy told on 5 of his friends to the teacher"
"Yeah, that Jeremy is a Foamer"
by DingusWingus123 October 20, 2023
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Foamer

The big king daddy himself.
ALEX BIG DICK SWINGING MOSS!
that's right ladies and gentleman. This man is constantly mistaken for having rabies as soon as he hears the orgasmic sound of a locomotive engine purring like his vibrator. He has looked the beast in its eyes and whispered sweet nothings to it. Just to get close enough to caress the steel body while trying to contain himself. He is the King of all foamers. He has led many cults of foamers who all know the name BIG DICK MOSS. he attained this tite by seducing the beast one night after years of stalking. He gave the beast a dent in the fuel tank that looks like a semi truck hit it. Making him famous and well known to all foamers around the world.

Side note: he may or may not be responsible for East Palestine.
Someday I wish to be a foamer like my idol Alex Big dick swinging moss. Too bad I have a small penis and could never live up to his name.
by B00ty_Eater69 January 31, 2024
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Foamer

when you jerk it so vigorously and so long that it comes out as foam
bro i hit a foamer after the bar last night
by vinny yacker January 7, 2025
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Foamer

Someone on drugs with white buildup around mouth
That guys a straight foamer
by Agees September 6, 2021
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National Foamer Day

August 2nd,

Day where idiots foam over trains to the excitement of nobody. Nobody likes foamers yet they still exist and therefore like anything else, get a day because they are so well known and disliked.
Man.. these idiots are getting excited for National foamer day. I can see them now piling around plant city and spamming the chat of Virtual Railfan.
by Alco Northern August 2, 2022
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