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flying coffin

An eVTOL (electric vertical takeoff and landing) vehicle usually in a configuration similar to a drone.

A typical flying coffin is poorly designed with propellers strategically placed to slice limbs or decapitate. In a rush to part gullible venture capital investors with huge sums of money, hardware and software will often be insufficiently engineered.
Hey look at that flying coffin crashing into the ground, why the hell did the CAA allow that piece of crap to fly in UK airspace?
by UAV Hive March 8, 2021
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Flying Rat

Dude that flying rat just unloaded a massive shit on my tongue.
by wadukadoo January 9, 2010
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flying fadoodle

a word that is used by people instead of saying i don't give a fuck they would say i don't give a flying fadoodle.
Jenna, No one gives a FLYING FADOODLE about you so mind your own nusiness.
by Nusiness April 4, 2009
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flyingdog

Did you see that border collie catch the frisbee? What a flyingdog she is.
by flyingdog November 13, 2009
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flying

There is an art, or, rather, a knack to flying.
The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Pick a nice day, and try it.

The first part is easy.
All it requires is simply the ability to throw yourself forward with all your weight, and the willingness not to mind that it's going to hurt.

Clearly, it is the second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties. You have to miss the ground accidentally.

If you are lucky enough to have your attention distracted just in time, please take note of the following: ignore all consideratinos of your own weight and let yourself waft higher, do not listen to what anybody says to you at this point because they are unlikely to say anything helpful (They are most likely to say something along the lines of "Good God, you can't possibly be flying!" and it is vitally important not to believe them or they will suddenly be right). Waft higher and higher, try a few swoops, DO NOT WAVE AT ANYBODY.

Landing is another story.
Arthur Dent suddenly tripped and was hurled forward by his considerable momentum. But just at the moment he was about to hit the ground astoundingly hard he saw lying directly in front of him a small navy blue tote bag. In his astonishment he missed the ground completely and bobbed off into the air.
What Arthur was doing was this: he was flying.

See also: Life the Universe and Everything, Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, and Arthur Dent
by Todd W December 7, 2006
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Flying Spaghetti Monster

The alleged deity of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) theory which was first publicly postulated in an open letter to the Kansas School Board during the debates on whether or not to introduce Intelligent Design in to the science curriculum. The FSM is theorized to manipulate observable data such as carbon dating results via 'His' Noodly Appendage. We are also taught that The FSM hates when its subjects do not dress as pirates. FSM followers claim that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s.
1) If Intelligent Design can be taught in schools as a scientific theory than so can Flying Spaghetti Monster theory.
by mr. edmo August 28, 2005
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flying toboggan

While doing it doggy style at the top of a stairway, just before orgasm, give a standard donkey punch, then pull her arms back behind her head and ride her down the stairs like a toboggan. This results in a heightened orgasm experience.
Christina said she was into trying new things, but she wasn't too stoked when I performed the old flying toboggan.
by walker t August 27, 2006
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