Flusterpotamus

The emotional state that occurs when seeing and or meeting a media personality.

Damn Girl, stop being such a Flusterpotamus. Its only Kim Kardashian.

by HughJorgenn January 12, 2015

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Fistered

When you get raped by Doug Fister. Since being fisted destroys that region, being fistered is also destructive. If you have ever been fisted or seen someone fisted, you understand what I mean. He who has been Fistered has been utterly defeated, such as the 2011 New York Yankees.

The Yankees thought they would advance to the ALCS without Verlander on the bump for the Tigers, but they were Fistered by Dougie Fresh.

by Fister Fanatic October 7, 2011

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Flusterfuckstrated

An adjective describing an agitated individual who is withholding a strong desire to have sexual intercourse after a prolonged period of withdraw.

Damn I really wanted to Netflix and Chill with my man tonight but I just got my period. That makes me so Flusterfuckstrated.

by neverlandhoe August 27, 2016

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stalk - flattered

the act of being flattered by ones creepy stalking actions and/or words directed at you.

delia - omg so jake said he's going to surprise me with flowers...which is weird because i never see him?

jody - does he ever see you?

delia - yeah he said he knows my whole schedule! isn't that cute?

jody - dude don't be so stalk - flattered...

by mylove2011 December 20, 2010

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fluster cluck

When a bunch of chickens are all together in a chicken coop and one of them gets flustered and this chicken begins to cluck. This damned clucking makes all the other chickens get flustered and before you know it, all them stupid chickens are clucking.

When that Bush-wit got flustered about the WMD’s he started clucking, and before you know it, all them other Bush-wits got flustered and they all started clucking.
That’s how we got into this Fluster Cluck.

by wasamada-u July 31, 2008

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