floppatard

Someone who sucks up to Floppas (An animal). Usually annoying, unintelligent, and very oblivious to everything.

yeah theo you floppatard, go touch some grass

by Reginald Fils-Aime January 12, 2022

Joe Flopadoodle

A man who is obsessed with photographing his genitals mid bounce, also known as "capturing one's doodle flopping." This condition is often found in association with "aggrivated weiner legslaptadium," "penicular straining," or "jiminy jingling." Origin: Prehistoric fossil records have indicated that cavemen really liked bouncing their testicles in the wind.

doodle flop whack Joe Weinerwhacken Jill Jigglylabes

Person 1: Bill's weekly trampoline photoshoots on his front lawn have really shamed and embarrassed the entire community.

Person 2: It's so sad. He's become a regular Joe Flopadoodle.

by Marcus Ricci May 15, 2006

flopga

A nick name and term used for Lady Gaga when her songs flop like they often do

Flopga's new single G.U.Y debuted at 86. Wow! What a flop!

by Neyde May 21, 2014

flopdargens

A pair of breasts that illicit attention mainly for their unusually large size, mostly found on large women however not limited to them. You may see flopdargens hanging off the side of a partically obese woman's stomach and tucked sloppily into her back pockets, like big meaty seatbelts, in order to avoid taking out street signs and knocking over small children on her way down the street.

Dude, check out the fuckin' flopdargens on that pig. I bet she hasn't seen her feet in years! Oh my god, her arms don't even touch her sides they're so floppin' ridiculous. I'd bang that out. ...Hey, do we need milk?

by infiniti February 9, 2006

Florian

He is a very handsome guy with great humor. He makes everybody laugh with his stupid jokes. If you have a Florian as a boyfriend you only can be the happiest you have ever been. Not only because of his big dick and lovely smile, but also because he gives you more love than you could ever imagine. You will get the warmest hugs and the best orgasm.

Go get you a Florian!

Florian is the best kisser

by yourbbygirl2404 November 24, 2021

Flipity Flopity Floop

(n): A house, crib, place of residence

"Mr. Slave, we have to get to our flipity flopity floop!"

by Straight up white boy December 30, 2003

Flopagis

Flopagis - adj. - A word used to describe a moment that cannot be decribed in other words.

Well now, this is... flopagis.

by restokins July 10, 2009