Fischer

A slang term for; The act of flirting with a girl, intentionally or inadvertently, to ruin one's chances of being in a relationship. Thus ending poorly for said victim.
Commonly referred to as: "Joey"('ed).

I'm going to Fischer ("Joey") him.

by DarthPrune August 8, 2012

flich

an underwater swiming bird with a rather unusually large man part.

One day i saw a man at the pools today that looked like a flich.

by Nina and Kitty May 2, 2008

Frisch

The act of being a serial troll and attention whore on blogs that disagree with your (distorted) world view, resulting in you posting obscene threats directed at the family of the blog owner. Usually followed by an unplanned career change for the frischer.

The troll was sort of amusing until she pulled a frisch...next thing she knew, her teaching job was history and she was cleaning out the deep fryer at Mickey D's.

by Fred Thompson July 28, 2006

Sphincter Flinch

The reaction of your asshole to having cold toilet water splashed on it by a large piece of fecal matter hitting the water.

Damn, that turd was so big i gotta sphincter flinch AND half my ass cheek was soaked with water!

by Psypiral April 23, 2003

flitching

An act usually performed by gay men where one man sucks the sperm out of another man's ass. Typically performed in a threesome but some gay men have been known to retrieve their own sperm.

That gay guy just came from an orgy where he filtched some jizz out of his friends ass.

by toast455 July 1, 2005

Flish

One whom follows the crowd and trends, but is non-conformist.

"Why is she so different? She hangs out with us and stuff, but she just doesn't fit in."

"Well, I guess she's just a flish."

by Cheerfulhope January 10, 2008

flichter

1. someone that has a General Education Diploma, but insists that they graduated with thier highschool class

Ex. That guy is not as educated as he says he is, he's really just a flichter.

by Anonymous May 5, 2005