floppy donkey dong

A huge freaking donkey's dick

African americans have huge freaking donkey dongs.

by KRUSTIN DEMON May 16, 2003

loose floppy dick

When a guy with a small dick uses a method to increase the size of his dick, but it gets less and less hard as it increases in size - mostly because it's unnatural.

Bill: that black dude's dick is so huge!

Tom: yeah but that girl sucked his dick for 15 minutes and he still had to squeeze the base to get it in her... it's a flat out loose floppy dick.

Bill: rofl how embarrassing.

by Akjohnny February 19, 2009

flappy dog

an open handed limp wristed bitch slap to the balls.

damnit chris im gonna give you the biggest flappy dog.

by rabidwolf23 July 4, 2005

Floppy dick

Someone who is unsure, who is not stable and straight forward. Always beats around the bush...kinda "flopping" from one thing to another...

I'm a floppy dick when it comes to turning people down. I need to stop being such a floppy dick!

by CarolinexNOVA September 25, 2007

Floppy Drive

When you have a limp dick, but still trying to fuck. So you shove it in anyway while driving down the highway.

This chick was so ready to go but I was going 60 down the highway, so I had to floppy drive that bish!

by deakonlogic May 17, 2018

Floppy Donkey Dick

Someone with a huge dick

Most like Floppy and as big as a donkeys

(Most Corbin’s an Logan’s don’t have this but your friend Mason does)

“HEY BITCH, I GOT A HELLA BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK”

by NiggyBiggy 69 June 8, 2018

Floppy Doppy

The male reproductive organ in the relaxed state.

I played with my floppy doppy to get it hard.

by Dingo February 25, 2003