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FLABOST

Face Like A Bag Of Slapped Twats.

A description of a person (particularly women) with a look that appears to be of a sour disposition. To look like one has an enormous turd under one's nose.
"I asked her to bend over for me, and she gave me the worst FLABOST I've ever seen!"
by Daniel Scott Entwistle November 19, 2007
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Flarshkii Barnea

1. When your uterus is squished by other organs, and moved to the mid-thigh area (Flarhskii Disease).
2. A mother Koala.
3. Justin Bieber's only fan above the age of 12 and under the age of 40 is called this.
4. The color of George Bush's scrotum is called this.
1. My mother recently was diagnosed with Flarshkii disease
2. That is such a cute Flarshkii Barneau!
3. Oh my god Flarshkii Barneaus are so weird.
4. I once saw the Flarshkii in my dreams.
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flirting with the intention of gaining something
Would you stop flirostituting with me?! I'm not buying your drink!
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Glutious flatosis

Wow, stacy realy got a case of the Glutious flatosis
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cheesin' hot flamos

An improved name for the Flamin' Hot Cheetos snack. As you may guess, they are very cheesy and often quite hot, as evidenced by their orangish-red color. In the process of eating these crunchy bites of spicyness, your hands and/or lips will become quite red despite your best efforts.
Lester: What're you munchin' on there?
Chester: My snack-size bag of cheesin' hot flamos
by Addled Mind December 19, 2005
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Flaris

Silly asian emo-slut (pffsh, Asians can't be emo) with large, floppy breasts and no male sex organs with which to bouch folk.
AKA "Gilly Gumdrop".
I took advantage of Flaris in his sleep. o.-
by Chant March 11, 2005
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flarsy

Could be Belizian creole---English "floozy"
A busy body, usually a past-middle age, oddly overweight, short woman and if she smokes a cigarette is hanging... that lives in condominium (apt.) complexes in Florida, US and is always walking around, looking, snooping (literally), taking notes.
If there is a happening,it could be nothing or an accident or police looking for armed suspects at midnight-she is there. She befriends unknowing residents to get personal info and gossip, then uses it for personal satisfaction. Often they are on the condo board, mostly by default, sometimes they are even officers-ICK-the worst-in this case they use their authority to really do personal damage, like have cars towed at midnight or get competent onsite staff frustrated beyond return or even fired.
Do you know what that*******flarsy did now?
No, Mrs. is no longer friends with that *****flarsy.

I know of two superb examples in two separate places here in Florida.
My example has been verified by four separate people, at least.
by Deborah Cordier January 17, 2006
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