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Flanderize

To betray your friends by making them seem cartoonish.
Ian you’ve flanderized me”
by Dragontareuca June 29, 2023
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getting flandered

When you receive a non-reciprocating hand job from a Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter. Typically done by the rotary wings.
Robbie: I'm so getting flandered later.
Nick: Damn.
by Flobbie Randers May 5, 2017
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Flandering

flandering is the act of which someones ass cheeks flander and stroodle around clapping together in an almost fluid like state. Flandering started as a tradition in native tribes in west africa which flandering is known to give many health benefits such as increased pleasure in sex in both genders, men and women having increased glute size and strength, in men it gives them the motivation to workout and increases testosterone levels unrivaled even by the testicals.In women flandering can increase boob sizes and estrogen levels making their skin smoother and entire body being more feminine as a whole. Flandering has only now been discovered by europeans as of early 2023 , however the western part of the world has absolutely no recognition of what flandering is.
last night me and my girlfriend were flandering and made sex much more pleasurable
by Mousertonz June 6, 2023
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A NED FLANDERS

The reason I hate NED FLANDERS is because of what I heard about him I mean doesn’t IT SEEM A LITTLE TO GOOD TO BE TRUE A FAMILY MAN WHO GOES TO CHURCH EVERY DAY PRAYS AT EVERY MEAL GOES TO BED EVERY DAY AT THE SAME TIME BUT HERES WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW WHO HE REALLY IS OR WHAT HE DOES. HE ENJOYS KIDNAPPING LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS WHO ARE MEAN AND THEN HE LIKES TO EXACT HIS JUTICE IN JUST THE ASS WITH A TOOL HE MADE FOR THE EXPLICIT PURPOSE OF CAUSING SO MUCH PAIN THAT THEY NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING BAD AGAIN BUT I HEAR IF YOU DON’T LISTEN YOU END UP CRAZY AZ FCK U NEVER RECOVER AND ALL YOU WILL DO IS BABBLE NONSENSE AS YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AS IF YOU HAD SEEN THE DEVIL HIMSELF
Every time time I go to ELA MY teacher gives a me a Ned Flanders I and say NOT A NED FLANDERS Agian
by HOMERDICKSOAP September 29, 2020
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trash flanders

Used to describe a person who is absolute garbage and disgusting.

Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the Simpsons universe -Trash Flanders is his evil twin.
*sees someone run a red light*
You: "typical Trash Flanders"
by tedk42 December 23, 2017
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Flanders

The type of person that cares about stuff other people don't, just in case anyone is sensitive to it.
AuDacious, stop being a Flanders!
by Tanjiahdo May 1, 2018
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Flubby Flanders

A sex act in which the male heats up a needle then carefully puts it inside the urethra without touching the walls, then pisses so that the heat of the needle and coolness of the urine mix inside the penis. The male then tasers his balls and ejaculates into another male’s nostrils
Zort: aye bro I Flubby Flanders’d your dad last night

Dude 2: Without me?
by Queef’s Throwaway March 5, 2023
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