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flabbergasted vaginia

news reporter:

"After the rape vitcims were found, there was said to be 5 counts of flabbergasted vaginias."
by FieryAshes February 18, 2009
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cumfilled flabbergaster

that moment when you accidentally jizz into an apple and your 4 year old son bites into it
"AH CUMFILLED FLABBERGASTER, NATHANIEL THAT IS NOT THE NON-GMO APPLE."
by crispy chickennut February 7, 2020
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flabbergasted pickle

When your penis gets soft after you fuck the hell out of a tight anus.
His dick was soft after we fucked it look like a flabbergasted pickle
by Gaged hfs May 23, 2016
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flabbergasted

When a guy named joey says cockwobble
Im so flabbergasted
OMG ME TOO
by anonymous August 16, 2022
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Flabbergasted

When you have a nasty shit coming but you can’t push it out
Damn bruh, I was so flabbergasted last night that I missed the big game
by Black Hammer10 May 2, 2019
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Flabbergasting

Oh my God! Oh my God! I'm- I'm flabbergasting! AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!
by Flabbergastingsohard March 13, 2024
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Flabbergasted

When you just took a shit and you feel empty inside.
"Dude! That taco had me Flabbergasted!"
by Smokey_56 June 5, 2018
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