When you have diarrhea so extreme that your asshole dry heaves everything out, leaving you with fizz dripping from the anus; thus being called, a fizzy poop. More severe than the beer shits.
After all the cheapdraftbeer last night I woke up suffering from the fizzy poops.
Harry: Good day Elizabeth might I intrest you in a fizzy drink such as Tango?
Elizabeth: Oh no, I've been feeling a bit gassy this evening. A cuppa tea would be nice though, Earl Grey if you have it.
Harry: Splendid. Then perhaps we can have sexual intercouse.
Elizabeth: I dear say that sounds like a fine idea!
TWO HOURS LATER
Harry: Almost. Almost. Almost.
Elizabeth: Harry, did you realize your member is an unusual colour. I hope you don't have a sexually transmitted illness.
Fizzy Wee is a term for spunk, jizz or any of the other multitude of terms for the white creamy stuff that comes out of the end of a man's love truncheon 0.00000123 seconds after he screams "you are on the pill, right?"
I inserted my penis into her love tunnel, jiggled it around a bit, pulled it out and did a fizzy wee all over her fun bags
A sensation of tingling in the testes which persists after the cessation of the stimulus. Originally attributed to the pilots of hovercraft; sometimes used by skateboarders after skating for a prolonged period on an unusually rough surface.
Similar to the medical condition 'vibration white finger'.
The Channel is so rough today that Dover to Calais run gave me a right case of the fizzy bollocks