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Fizzy poop 

When you have diarrhea so extreme that your asshole dry heaves everything out, leaving you with fizz dripping from the anus; thus being called, a fizzy poop. More severe than the beer shits.
After all the cheap draft beer last night I woke up suffering from the fizzy poops.
Fizzy poop by BabyPhall January 1, 2009

fizzy drink 

How people from the United Kingdom refer to pop.
Harry: Good day Elizabeth might I intrest you in a fizzy drink such as Tango?
Elizabeth: Oh no, I've been feeling a bit gassy this evening. A cuppa tea would be nice though, Earl Grey if you have it.
Harry: Splendid. Then perhaps we can have sexual intercouse.
Elizabeth: I dear say that sounds like a fine idea!
TWO HOURS LATER
Harry: Almost. Almost. Almost.
Elizabeth: Harry, did you realize your member is an unusual colour. I hope you don't have a sexually transmitted illness.
fizzy drink by FRED! April 8, 2006

Fizzy Wee 

Fizzy Wee is a term for spunk, jizz or any of the other multitude of terms for the white creamy stuff that comes out of the end of a man's love truncheon 0.00000123 seconds after he screams "you are on the pill, right?"
I inserted my penis into her love tunnel, jiggled it around a bit, pulled it out and did a fizzy wee all over her fun bags
Fizzy Wee by Diddly October 20, 2004

Fizzy Gravy 

Shit soup, rusty bike chain, silly string
I went for a Jalfrezi at the 'Passage to India' last night and I've been dumping nothing but fizzy gravy all morning.
Fizzy Gravy by Rockfon Rob November 1, 2002

Fizzy Bollocks 

A sensation of tingling in the testes which persists after the cessation of the stimulus. Originally attributed to the pilots of hovercraft; sometimes used by skateboarders after skating for a prolonged period on an unusually rough surface.
Similar to the medical condition 'vibration white finger'.
The Channel is so rough today that Dover to Calais run gave me a right case of the fizzy bollocks
Fizzy Bollocks by K Collins January 30, 2008

Fizzy bumming 

to insert ecstacy or simliar drugs into the rectum
everyone was fizzy bumming last night
Fizzy bumming by yurt September 14, 2011