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Viking Firetruck by thatonedeadboy November 27, 2020
Apples to Firetrucks
Claiming similarities that aren’t there. An apple and a firetruck may both be red, but to call them silimar is preposterous.
“I can’t believe Trump fired the PACHA Council, this can’t be good...”
“OBAMA DID THE SAME THING!”
“Yeah, because the people on that council weren’t doing anything and he brought new people in to revitalize it. You’re comparing apples to firetrucks.”
“OBAMA DID THE SAME THING!”
“Yeah, because the people on that council weren’t doing anything and he brought new people in to revitalize it. You’re comparing apples to firetrucks.”
Apples to Firetrucks by PerspicuousEnigma January 2, 2018
Why are firetrucks red?
Because there are 4 wheels and 8 people on a firetuck and 4+8 = 12, and ther is 12 inches in a foot and 1 foot is a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and also a ship and the ship sails the seas and in the sea is fish and fish have fins ad the fins fought the russians, and the russians are red and frietrucks are always 'russian' around.
Why are firetrucks red? by LemonSqueezy420 April 22, 2020
Chinese Firetruck
When somebody puts ice on his/her dick until it turns red and then someone gives that person a blowjob.
Chinese Firetruck by DjAsianTech November 7, 2010
Viking Firetruck
Viking Firetruck by thatonedeadboy November 27, 2020
Chinese Firetruck
When a man ices his cock until it turns bright red and then performs oral sex on up to 3 lovers. Man or Woman
Bob brought home his girlfriend Brittany and told her they should go all the way. But not 3rd base. Chinese firetruck
Chinese Firetruck by BustANut222 March 4, 2009